Elijah Shadbolt

sublimegamer


Creationist Christian Evangelist

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9 cm struggles...If I actually had a girl 7 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
Oh wait remember in Age of Empires III the cheat code for extra wood was literally "<censored>"
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9 cm struggles...If I actually had a girl 7 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
bruh there's a new HD version on Steam with extra expansions
Time to face reality 12 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
I feel that way about English class. How often am I gonna need to analyse boring literature and write essays? I have had much more fun designing and programming computer software, which occasionally involves algebra with pen and paper. These different topics are meant for different people, and I don't see a problem with that.
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Time to face reality 12 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
Algebra is so much fun for a mathematically minded person such as myself!
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Crazy creatures from the depth of the ocean 23 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
Just like how some African tribes are astounded by white people, they've never seen them before and must be cautious.
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Planting fake carrot dynamites 3 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
Hot potato-I mean carrots
Trooplets 10 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
Trooplets lol
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People ask me why I moved so far away 1 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
"Now I'm gonna go drink alien milk"
What has been seen cannot be unseen 13 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
We are the minority my friend
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What has been seen cannot be unseen 13 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
They've always been teeth
Random piece of trivia 16 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
What about æ
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Random piece of trivia 16 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
How did the &pers& get removed from the &lph&bet?
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Oh well 40 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
If a Russian politician said "Make Russia great again", would that reignite the cold war?
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NO. Wwhat if lampn sUCC light? 7 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
It would be easy to tell the difference if iron and ferromagnetic metals still act the same (that compass is pointing south!), but if they switched direction too, would we still be able to tell the difference?
NO. Wwhat if lampn sUCC light? 7 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
If every magnet's polarity were switched (from north to south), would we know the difference?
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We've had quite a year, are you ready for more 14 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
Earth-chan was so much better
That will make the earth cooler though 5 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
It's being drained whether we catch it or not
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Anon unintentionally weaponizes his autism 12 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
Well, that escalated quickly
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There's a glitch in physics 5 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
*Source Engine box jittering sounds*
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Got a new vacuum 2 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
That's the joke :D Vacuums sometimes feel like they're doing nothing.
And you even made a joke about the joke :D
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The Bloodhound Bat, commonly flies at low attitudes 8 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
Attitudes is an aircraft term too
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Aiming for heaven no serving in hell 1 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
I never liked this meme
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If Disney princesses had moms! 4 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
oOOOao
How long do snails sleep? 22 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
I thought it was talking about how many COPIES were sold, but Google must have thought of it as ORIGINALS.
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Obi-two 5 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
That's actually a good advantage for fighter pilots, to have the high altitude
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