well hello hooman 5 comments
sunflowers
· 5 years ago
The queen emerges
Those other 99.9% don’t feel so good 4 comments
sunflowers
· 5 years ago
How the surviving animals must have felt after the first major extinction
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When you don't want to miss a single shot 4 comments
sunflowers
· 5 years ago
That song was stuck in my head all day who are you and how are you in my head
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Drunk guy ordered a pizza with every topping 4 comments
sunflowers
· 5 years ago
Drunk dude: Give me that ol Grandma finds out I haven't eaten all day
Pizza place employee: say no more
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Pizza place employee: say no more
Why is Jaden Smith looking older than his father Will? 8 comments
sunflowers
· 5 years ago
That's what I was gonna say but I feared the wrath of the downvotes. Alas, you can see the upside down red triangle in my comment above that signals my opionion is not welcome. Lol
Aardvarks sleep hard 2 comments
sunflowers
· 5 years ago
Not as hard as my best friend sleeps; it's like trying to wake someone from a coma
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I'm a bass, I don't have a gender 4 comments
sunflowers
· 5 years ago
This is my keyboard, there are many like it but this one is mine. Without me, my keyboard is nothing; without it, I am nothing.
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Never leave people hanging 1 comments
sunflowers
· 5 years ago
Then you get escorted out of the museum for touching the artifacts...been there, done that, got the T shirt
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I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm really really sorry 21 comments
sunflowers
· 5 years ago
When I was a lesbian
My father is a grandfather
To see a little baby
He said that she had no plans
Will you defeat them,
Your demons, and you are loved and you are not going
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Edited 5 years ago
My father is a grandfather
To see a little baby
He said that she had no plans
Will you defeat them,
Your demons, and you are loved and you are not going
Better than instagram's motivational quotes 2 comments
Green babies 6 comments
Memories 8 comments
A Cheetah's meow 5 comments
sunflowers
· 5 years ago
God look at that fluffy little face and that smooth, soft body. I just wanna cuddle with them
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