sunflowers

sunflowers


I'm just here to make people happy!

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For science! 11 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Babies can literally die without human contact. So yeah, this isn't so far off...
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Dry Niagra Falls 1 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I don't like this
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How to ask a girl out 19 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I agree with this! Even if you're asking a guy out. Be forward, to the point, and make them comfortable. Make her laugh. Tell her she looks beautiful, and mean it.
When I asked my girlfriend out (over a year and a half ago), it was at a party. We were lying down in the grass in the yard, listening to the blasting music inside the house and the summertime crickets, just stargazing. I looked over toward her, and asked her if I could hold her hand. She giggled and agreed. Then I asked her if she thought she might be gay. She nodded, confused, but catching on. Finally, I used my last bit of the confidence I NEVER knew I had, and whispered, "Will you be my girlfriend?" By some miracle, she laughed shyly and said "yes!". Over a year and a half later we are still together. You'll never know if you don't try! You have nothing to lose and everything to gain.
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How to ask a girl out 19 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
*Panics and agrees out of sheer terror and confusion*
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Anon does an IQ test 3 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
C-???? Forrest Gump had an IQ of 75, which is considered "mentally retarded". You failed an IQ test, my friend
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Tax deductible lies 27 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Imagine the money we could make during this in America! Billions
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It's the smallest things that make life better (Wroclaw, Poland) 3 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
No, you just make it scary
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Signs of racism 8 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
How could you even have a staring contest over text? This is so ridiculous and fake
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Too much bounce 2 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
This brings me so much joy
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"uhmm.. hooman..?" 2 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
so smol
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Excuse me, what the f**k!? 11 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Jim Jones has a hard on in his grave
Look at the detail of this Michelangelo sculpture 9 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I have a huge non-sexual attraction for hands. Gorgeous
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Or the whole last year of my previous marriage really 4 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
No I'm sorry. Not Ethan.
MOTH! 23 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Ahhhh moth no
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That's gotta hurt 4 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I LOVE how he bounces at the end
Red tailed hawk in Alabama that survived an arrow shot through it 15 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Cool af but do people even use the NSFW label anymore
When dad instincts kick in 5 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
A Dad in its natural habitat
Heal from a broken life 4 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
This is such a sweet gentle post that I just can't hold in the tears anymore. I had a bad day a couple days ago and it's weighing me down. I need love and compassion like this
Meme or cry for help 6 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
I don't think you have very good friends :(
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Not surprising these days 1 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Yeah...that's the joke
So nostalgic. I feel so old 7 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
"Yeet," to put it simply, is an expression of pure joy. It is, however, a word of many feelings and emotions.
One can use the expression YEET when throwing an object, especially over a great distance. You may also use it when throwing an object into a vessel, such as a trash can or a recycling bin.
One can use this world to express happiness, such as passing a test, scoring a goal in sports, going out to a favored restaurant.
Yeet can also be sarcastic. If you had a very bad day, and dumped all of your sadness onto a trusted advisor, be it friend, family, or sibling, to lighten the now somber mood, you might finish your vent with, "yeet," to show them that you will be alright.
Yeet is a beautiful and timeless word. It will live on, in our mouths, our brains, our hearts. Forever.
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Brilliant advertising 5 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
There is another way to tell your kids not to draw all over you. It's called not being a pussy
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Or the whole last year of my previous marriage really 4 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
Okay I love my friend but he literally only does two things and those things are
1.) Stare at his phone silently, and
2.) Play video games
It's insanely frustrating
Better 1 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
My little kitty girl is sleeping on me at this very moment
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Don't hitchhike in Merica 8 comments
sunflowers · 5 years ago
This made me quite sad
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