My cat is actually a rescued pet. Someone left her and her family in a factory when she was a kitten

Puppies birds, the rarest kind of animal

It's like those cars they put in malls. Like, where did it come from and how did it get here?

Wood you mind cutting me a slice of that?

At least your dentist cares about you

Even in death, they still gotta go fast

Fake it til you make it I guess

I can finally live out my dreams of being a powerful telekinetic being through this post

Maybe even enough strength to overthrow the government, who knows?

2 apparently

Why don't we put Donald Trump on the Arctic and when it melts with him on it we'll check back on his opinion on global warming

The new ceiling cat is little more hardcore

Take a photo then save the child

Your cute ran away. I was just dropping by to give it back to you

I've watched enough stranger things to know climbing through a hole in a tree is not a good idea

I've been screaming since this happened, I will never get over it

I see you've got yourself an excellent wing man right there

What a good boy

Man I hate when this happens! Then you have to waste your 4 other Mac books just to make a table!