Well I'll PEE sure to remember this post next time I use the toilet

As a known procrastinator, these are the tips I use everyday and they totally work! 10/10 would recommend

High School Poosical

My brother has been telling me it comes out in 2020 but I don't know how much I can trust him

That cat is more talented than me

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Just BEAR with him, he's trying to make light of the situation

You're not ready to handle the darkest secrets of mcdonalds

Darth Vader: *cracking a tantrum* I JUST DON'T LIKE IT! ITS COURSE AND ROUGH OKAY

Why do you have such a short attention span?
Vine

Tell her she's doing a great job at collecting them!

"Well one of us is gonna have to change..."

Listening to My House by Flo Rida

Plus if you get these glasses you can appear emotionless and assert dominance through staring contests

I don't know feather I should be amazed at the talent or jealous that I can't do that

Still a better song than some that are on the radio

Man, Cars 3 looks great

You have been chosen by the secret civilisation of forest cats

Nine times? You've gotta be kitten me

bartender: *slides his own flexed arm across the table* it's rock hard, touch it if you want

I sea what you did there...

It's been 10 years since I first started watching this gif. My family has left me, my food supply is getting low and I haven't seen sunlight in years

Science teacher: Alright kids who's ready to get spooked the fuck up, amirite? *lights a jack-o-lantern on fire*