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Gimme a kiss 3 comments
syrupfish · 3 days ago
I have a video of me trying to kiss a cat but it hugged me instead
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Is flat boob or tiny d*ck worse? 20 comments
syrupfish · 5 days ago
lol a lot people can be into tiny dicks
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solid story 3 comments
syrupfish · 1 week ago
$5 for THAT?
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Who's is bigger? 8 comments
syrupfish · 2 weeks ago
Whose*
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Both of them 10 comments
syrupfish · 3 weeks ago
Karen Smith
How to secretly use Netflix 11 comments
syrupfish · 3 weeks ago
This took me way too long to understand, because I thought it was a joke about calling their ex a "user, which didn't really make sense to me.
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that's why you don't play with balls 4 comments
syrupfish · 4 weeks ago
On first look, I thought this was gumball
Unsatisfying, but, sing along 11 comments
syrupfish · 4 weeks ago
exhales*
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A little taken back 17 comments
syrupfish · 4 weeks ago
like no one else ever said that the other billion times a guest has posted something
Dentists 9 comments
syrupfish · 4 weeks ago
An orthodontist is a dentist
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It's their weakness 8 comments
syrupfish · 4 weeks ago
Ignore if you want angry butt sex with the devil*
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Getting away with a small achievement like: 7 comments
syrupfish · 4 weeks ago
Well you're just cheating yourself if you have to use sparknotes or wiki to write a paper
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Math is Important 8 comments
syrupfish · 5 weeks ago
Watermark
Family fued 6 comments
syrupfish · 5 weeks ago
But Tsar Nicholas II of Russia was not a grandchild of Queen Victoria, he just married someone who was her granddaughter (Alexandra Feodorovna)
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The Daily Mail never fails to disappoint 12 comments
syrupfish · 5 weeks ago
Have you noticed the usual crap that the Daily Mail has been publishing for years?
Will someone roll a five or an eight already? 5 comments
syrupfish · 6 weeks ago
Repost in a different form
Que? 4 comments
syrupfish · 6 weeks ago
Quiere llorar y no puede
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Fun facts 8 comments
syrupfish · 6 weeks ago
which is spelt correctly
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Simpson Meme scene 5 comments
syrupfish · 6 weeks ago
Why is this hidden?
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Environment win? 14 comments
syrupfish · 8 weeks ago
They should also do something about unnecessary food packaging
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The future is here! 6 comments
syrupfish · 10 weeks ago
cringe
Played like a fiddle 2 comments
syrupfish · 10 weeks ago
"Brittish"
This is perfect lol 28 comments
syrupfish · 10 weeks ago
So you like typecasting?
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Daily Dose of Love #140- Love songs are far from the genuine becoming 9 comments
syrupfish · 10 weeks ago
It's a play on words. It does mean what OP thinks it does.
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All heads of staff, plz report to the staff meeting and bring your staff members. 3 comments
syrupfish · 10 weeks ago
Staff, and member, are terms that also mean penis.
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