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The future is here! 6 comments
syrupfish · 2 days ago
cringe
Played like a fiddle 2 comments
syrupfish · 5 days ago
"Brittish"
This is perfect lol 28 comments
syrupfish · 5 days ago
So you like typecasting?
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Daily Dose of Love #140- Love songs are far from the genuine becoming 9 comments
syrupfish · 6 days ago
It's a play on words. It does mean what OP thinks it does.
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All heads of staff, plz report to the staff meeting and bring your staff members. 3 comments
syrupfish · 1 week ago
Staff, and member, are terms that also mean penis.
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So now having a flip phone is a punishment 5 comments
syrupfish · 1 week ago
lmao I would have been happy if I got a flip phone when I was younger, I didn't get my first phone until i was 18
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He changed the word "No" in his mom and dads phone. 3 comments
syrupfish · 2 weeks ago
This fucking thing gets posted every 6 months at least, yet funsubstance delete old posts to "free up some space" on the site.
Humanity stays the same 10 comments
syrupfish · 2 weeks ago
Those emojis are looking rather ugly, aren't they?
I'm the aborted one 8 comments
syrupfish · 2 weeks ago
Should have gone to Vera Drake
You´ll never see it the same again! 12 comments
syrupfish · 2 weeks ago
search 'how the starbucks logo was made' and you'd find a video depicting this exact thing
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Ask your mother 8 comments
syrupfish · 3 weeks ago
He used to be in Miranda, the comedy
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Damn, donovan! 5 comments
syrupfish · 4 weeks ago
Devvo is a fookin' Donny Soldier
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Achievement unlocked : Successfully have an interaction with wamen 4 comments
syrupfish · 4 weeks ago
Obviously that guy is cute, otherwise she wouldn't have swiped right/matched with him
Someone broke in Buckingham Palace and had a good time 9 comments
syrupfish · 4 weeks ago
@yukihaki isn't the one you mentioned, and the one this post is about the same man? Because he broke in twice, he claims.
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*plays the Attack on Titan theme* 13 comments
syrupfish · 6 weeks ago
This episode was edited so many times
the f*ck face was actually right 13 comments
syrupfish · 6 weeks ago
I said something about transgender/gay not being the same before but people told me "that's not the point". The tables have turned now?
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Happened this year (2017) 4 comments
syrupfish · 6 weeks ago
I bought one in 2011 and they weren't even commonly used then.
f*ck you kids 4 comments
syrupfish · 7 weeks ago
Like in Tracy Beaker when every kid dressed up nice, but the foster parents took the dog instead
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Don't let her promise you anything 29 comments
syrupfish · 10 weeks ago
@sincere_milkshake exactly sincere. There was also the thing about the voters at the referendum last year being much older, which showed a difference in voting choices. That it wouldn't even affect them in the long term, however, younger people who actually ARE the future should have had more of a say
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Don't let her promise you anything 29 comments
syrupfish · 10 weeks ago
Anyway, what do you actually know about the politics in the U.K. There are more than two parties, not just the Conservatives and Labour, though I wonder why you think either of all the parties would be 'less evil' than the others.
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Don't let her promise you anything 29 comments
syrupfish · 10 weeks ago
There are people under 18 who wished they could vote; however they can't because it's the law. Since I turned 18, I've been voting every year. Some people don't because they believe it doesn't even count. There's also 'tactical voting' too, if you didn't realise.
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Don't let her promise you anything 29 comments
syrupfish · 10 weeks ago
Yes, but look at previous elections (ahem, referendum) where so many people didn't vote. Polls even showed that if people went back in time, they would have voted, or they would have chosen a different choice, e.g. 1/4 of people in Grimsby said they would have voted remain had they went back in time.
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Don't let her promise you anything 29 comments
syrupfish · 10 weeks ago
sorry but I agree with @sincere_milkshake and @willfree. @peachypersimmon please do your duty.
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Good guy cop 5 comments
syrupfish · 11 weeks ago
But how does the police know he was hooking up with a girl (unless he told him)?
Mind blowing 6 comments
syrupfish · 11 weeks ago
I actually worked this out when I was in primary school (yeah I got so bored staring at symbols an the division one seemed to be the only one that made sense)
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