That reminds me of when my brother slept a whole day and a half. He was on a League Of Legends gaming kick and played for a whole day until he passed out snoring. He was very confused to wake up to us all eating dinner, which should have been just 3 hours to him, but was in reality, almost 30 hours.

Seems like motherly instinct is not naturally gifted to all ladies. Poor kid, hope he gets through this alright.

Trying to find armor that isn't fucking bedazzled with enough gold/yellow tinfoil to make King Midas furiously aroused.

A+ plus title, it made me laugh. No, I actually laughed.

Terrible joke incoming: 3D Waifu.

Note to self: Don't piss off anyone that is twice as tall as me, and outweighs me by a good margin.

It's going to look absolutely filthy after a month of use.

It feels less like they are giving their children the option of both spectrums, but just flipping which spectrum they want their kids to choose from.

Well, until Nasa gets more funding, India is the proud pioneer of space travel, next to Elon Musk and some other rich dudes wanting to get into space.

How it feels when I'm trying to reboot any expensive computer hardware after a crash.
"You good? Come on, you're just fooling around, right? Right?!"

There are washing AND drying machines? Not two separate machines, but an all-in-one machine that both washes, and dries? Color me astounded.