I can't wait for everyone to realize there is now a limited supply of toilet paper and available working toilets.

Well, democracy was a great ride until it was democratically voted "Unfit for the New Age". Been glad knowing you all, I'll miss openly expressing harmless and harmful opinions online.

I learned I needed glasses when I started to recognize people by their silhouette and not by their face. Everything was goddamn blurry.

We escaped one womb before, what will two do to keep us apart?

There are many reasons to push your dogs in a stroller, but they all still befuddle me and my simple mind.

The cringe factor aside, I never understand why people plaster walls with all those tiny posters.

At this point in time, two shower posts of someone's bathroom where above and below one another.

Can confirm she is a furry, there's a picture of her kissing a dog in her room.

I still don't understand the part about her town not having a priest.

Or if you wanna be thrifty just put the $300 in your pockets.

How long are your toes?

Shit, what constitutes as a fail?

Or someone else loses a pin, and decides some other poor soul can have a bad start to their day by finding a half inch tack suck up the sole of their foot. Siblings are bastards.

Intelligence should not be confused with memorization.

My cousin who DM'ed for us tried to set the adventure so we would kill the werewolf cult plaguing the town, but we ended up joining up and converting the entire town to the Wolf God Religion that the Werewolf Druid was espousing. Hell, one of our party members voluntarily offered himself up to be a werewolf.

You could just say your a gay rehab camp and instead be a gay hook up camp. Great way to get kids out of the house and make money from parents who don't do their reading. ,