I would do this. >:( I'm a hero.

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
spare him his life from this monstrosity

And I do this to my dad!

Yes please tell us.

For the heck of it, let's add killer ducks.

and let there be derpy squids.

I only remember his name from watching Running Man-- when he was a guest-- so that was the spelling I kept seeing.

AND SPIDERS AND ENDERMEN.

This is all awesome :)

stolentime, shush. let it be a joke.