Iphone 6 plus basically

I read that in Annie's voice

Springfield

CSI

I'm having actual chest pain

Munchkin cats are the actual cutest things ever.

I watched this for the first time when I was too young to understand this and I always thought they had had to memorize some random number

Alligator Gar

Ah yes, the true masters of disguise.

I don't think you're making the compelling point you think you are

It's raining onions directly into my eyes

I'd really like to carve a knife out of butter and do this with a wire

Soldiers often cry while they eat their face-lollipops?

I'm not on the chart :( why does it stop at D?

One word. Diabeetus.

I just realized that at no point does it say that this took place on Halloween

*instantly loses thirty pounds*

Or is this just fantasy?

He looks so chill about it

"It's bewitched, to look like the sky outside"