I like him even more now, if that's even possible

It's a good workout too!

Does the bird come with him? Is it a package deal or not?

Artist wouldn't put their music on Spotify if it wasn't worthwhile

It died

This has been going on way longer than just 2016

Why do you care? I believe in creationism

Damn boy, I'd like a piece of that cake

When you heave waaayyyyy to much free time

Everybody get home safe tonight

My childhood

I was really disappointed when my hogwarts letter didn't come

Where is that?

This is a special kind of stupid, it's not regular stupid, it's advanced stupid

How does that even happen??

It looks like something out of doctor suess