the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy
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4 beautiful goth baby birds 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Lovebirds are just the cutest fucking thing
A woodpecker's tongue is so long that it wraps around its brain to protect its head 4 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Impact deadening. God must've had an engineering degree and a Tony Montana sized coke mountain to come up with a solution like that
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Whose side are you on? 13 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
It is very tacky and extremely cringy, but it's also completely harmless, and being so up in arms about it shows a disinterest in putting up with someone else's ideas, stupid or not, which is a lot of what marriage is. My point stands
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Whose side are you on? 13 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
I mean if you really think such a harmless joke is beneath you then marriage probably wouldn't work in the long run anyway.
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A fear of mine 1 comments
Don't let this die 6 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
When you just finished a 12 hour, and your boss hits you with the "You're coming in saturday, right?"
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Dumb girl 5 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Its a woman's reflection in the frame of the door, so either fake story or the mom has an awesome sense of humor
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Who drinks protein shakes? 12 comments
Looks at that face 3 comments
Actually, I think I know the answer 6 comments
They better not send this one back 8 comments
Ming Na Wen (voice of Mulan) at the age of 50 14 comments
They are similar, but they are in fact not 8 comments
Mamaaaa UWU 24 comments
Magpie takes donations for local bird refuge 2 comments
Careful outside 16 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Eh it's all good, doc says it's benign and not likely to come back. I appreciate it though :)
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