It's no longer hip to be a square

I feel like I'm riding Falkor

It's coarse and gets everywhere.

Theres a ratio of how much damage will occur that I immediately evaluate. If running over the suicidal squirrel means less damage then I will oblige that squirrel. The moose with the death wish will forever be denied.

He's realizing that his world will never ever be the same.

Oh shit, it's the event horizon.

Look at this and play "My Dark Disquiet" by Poets of the Fall

The fanfic I didn't know I needed

Looks like they wanna spread the pandemic some more

To the parker family reunion?

"I'd clap that."

The feds would never think to look there..

2 hour long naps or 2 naps an hour long each?

Wtf Debbie, I'm 45.

"Your clothes. Give them to me."

TAKE CONTROL!

The 50s were a weird time..

This made me laugh out loud

I'll take "literal shit that never happened" for $400

It is time for an adventure!

Absolutely gorgeous

Down like Liston.

Someone isnt ready for the burden of leadership