Michelle Rodriguez my type of woman

That last comment is the most British comment I've seen.

So majestic it got the dogs doing right then and there

Oh yea! my kiss makes girls go all googly eyed

So accurate can't keep it down when cuddling

That phantom vibrate is your phone reminding you that no one wants to talk to you

Get ready to be asked by everyone if they can borrow a pencil

Don't have to tell me twice...let's go!

She's like ok here go....... Nope not happening

I like this mom. She gets right down to business

Reminds me of puss in boots

The power of the ass

Go baby zubat!! Use confuse ray!!

*slow claps* the pun of puns

Definitely something my daughter would write if I have one

I know the feeling T-rex. I don't have the moves either

Her face says who's ready to choke on these.....nuts!!

Come here sweetie. I'm going to snuggle you to death

But I prefer a potato

Kevin was like you better leaf her alone

I don't say pop or soda. I say what the drink is actually called. If I want sprite I say sprite. If I want coke I say coke. I haven't heard anyone say soda or pop in a long time.

I actually really liked him. He is exactly how a villain should be. He was evil, had no soul, and played with the hearts of the people and Anna to gain power, which is what a villian would do.

That's why you join your gf in the shower and show the shower how its done

Shit!!! I forgot how to jump!