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Love is more complicated than that 10 comments

third · 6 years ago

Who says those have to be different things?

That hit me hard 3 comments

third · 6 years ago

Wrong, but still funny.

Allergy season sucks 5 comments

third · 6 years ago

And he does the only proper thing to it.

Why do I even try sometimes 2 comments

third · 6 years ago

That sucks. You're more talented but still going to lose.

Pitbulls 20 comments

third · 6 years ago

Well that is correct, it's pretty much unenforceable. The only real solution is just a blanket ban.

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I love the Pope so much (NSFW for slightly disfigured man) 39 comments

third · 6 years ago

Yep. He's super nice to those he accepts, he thinks are "good," so that means he's a great person. Real sound logic ya got there.

No longer confused 2 comments

third · 6 years ago

how rude. Looks like someone pissed in his maple syrup.

Because one crash isn't enough 3 comments

third · 6 years ago

Probably killed themselves after hassling with windows.

Badass quote. 6 comments

third · 6 years ago

Sounds like something someone would say when they're high.

Texting puns 1 comments

third · 6 years ago

But they already ran out. And it's a different pun, so...

Looks like a magical medieval city 6 comments

third · 6 years ago

Indeed.

What a great show! 2 comments

third · 6 years ago

That was hilarious. I loved that doctor.

Ricky Gervais trying to give money to charity? 3 comments

third · 6 years ago

He probably will. Just making a point.

Anons parents are caring 1 comments

third · 6 years ago

What's a bunch of assholes.

Great joke 7 comments

third · 6 years ago

What is that?

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Should've used a mirror 2 comments

third · 6 years ago

"Hey, you see that over there? Yeah, don't look at it."

I wonder why 10 comments

third · 6 years ago

"Patient" yeah right.

Ouch, better apply some water to that burn 1 comments

third · 6 years ago

He needed a hell of a lot more than just water.

why do these people exist 15 comments

third · 6 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA!

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American vegetables 10 comments

third · 6 years ago

What show?

Men are very unique sometimes 7 comments

third · 6 years ago

Neither of these guys are unique. Perhaps she means distinct.

Liar, liar 7 comments

third · 6 years ago

I'm 90% sure this has been said about most Florida Man stories.

Cat from hell 1 comments

third · 6 years ago

The "from hell" is redundant.

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And this is why social justice warriors suck 15 comments

third · 6 years ago

I hate trump supporters. And these idiot anti-trump people. Basically, I hate people.

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He's so full of shit 12 comments

third · 6 years ago

Slightly misleading, he suffered from constipation since birth, not he didn't poop for 22 years.