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do you lay sport? do you go to my school? did i steal your speech? 25 comments
third · 6 years ago
Hey look, a comment from the future.
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do you lay sport? do you go to my school? did i steal your speech? 25 comments
third · 6 years ago
I wasn't aware that speaking four languages made you immune to being a bitch.
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It's in our genes ;) 42 comments
third · 6 years ago
Ok, sure. Let's say the all-knowing magical sky daddy exists(not the trading card.) the only proof we have of his existence is a 2,000 year old book, written by HUMANS, and that has constantly been revised, translated, etc... it would be an unreliable source even if it WASN'T contradicting itself at every turn or making claims that are just flat out wrong. Now, @sublimegamer, perhaps you would like to explain why according to your little fairy tale god was so involved with humanity in ancient times and is completely gone now. Hasn't humanity passed the point of warranting a flood quite a while ago? Humans have fucking gone into space, and sent stuff beyond Pluto. Shouldn't that be far, far, worse than the Tower of Babel, or hell, how about skyscrapers? The only thing even close to that is the hurricanes. And guess who saw that coming.
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Maybe that's why they haven't contacted us 13 comments
third · 6 years ago
Or, you know, an actual raptor.
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Maybe that's why they haven't contacted us 13 comments
third · 6 years ago
Nah, man, it's geese.
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Maybe that's why they haven't contacted us 13 comments
third · 6 years ago
But improperly worded.
i hate to read this persons exams 5 comments
third · 6 years ago
Isn't that a joke?
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this is sad 26 comments
third · 6 years ago
Yep. Because we all need spell checkers.
It's in our genes ;) 42 comments
third · 6 years ago
Evolution does rely on faith, but only the fundamental kind it's impossible to do anything without, faith in the fundamental assumptions that make communication possible. We can't determine the truth, not really. Scientific consensus is simply what we are forced to accept as the truth if we want to proceed. We can never fully know if we are really right or not. So all we can do is assume we are and follow along until and if we get proven wrong. And so on. Now, these base assumptions(like the validity of Occam's razor) may be faith based, but logically, they are the only thing that makes sense. If we want to attempt to truly understand the world around us, those are the only way to proceed. @sublimegamer congratulations! You actually said some correct stuff. Unfortunately you're still an idiot.
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Absurd double-waist jeans are here for those extra-conscious about bum cracks 5 comments
third · 6 years ago
This, for people who are self-conscious. Yeaaaahhhh......
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Reality of makeup 11 comments
third · 6 years ago
Link please.
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do you lay sport? do you go to my school? did i steal your speech? 25 comments
third · 6 years ago
Better to mention the smart things he's said. All one of them.
Some people just want to watch the world burn 2 comments
third · 6 years ago
Or melt.
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Picture day goes wrong 4 comments
third · 6 years ago
Nice. That was brilliant.
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A message that we all need to listen to 13 comments
third · 6 years ago
Religion in a nutshell.
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Maybe that's why they haven't contacted us 13 comments
third · 6 years ago
Then they're looking at dinosaurs, not us, aren't they.
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When you're against the ropes, go for the ego! 14 comments
third · 6 years ago
I liked the dominion in the beginning, but with the war they were way too powerful, and they had to do an enormous amount of backpedalling and just forgetting various details to justify the federation not getting immediately obliterated(which still should've happened.)
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Read the whole darn thing 13 comments
third · 6 years ago
I couldn't decide if she would just shoot him or if the other guy would shoot himself.
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When you're against the ropes, go for the ego! 14 comments
third · 6 years ago
The whole dominion thing was a hilarious debacle. Unfortunately, it also became the central plot.
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I was out shopping today and found this. 5 comments
third · 6 years ago
Umm, the labels are reversed.
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Grandma is the best! 1 comments
third · 6 years ago
This sounds like a scene from a hat.
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When you're at a 19th Century party and you're in charge of the music 7 comments
third · 6 years ago
Is anyone else amazed by how steadily he turns the wheel for the whole thing?
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Cameraman that knows his job! 3 comments
third · 6 years ago
As subtle as that racist oompa-loompa.
He nailed it! 9 comments
third · 6 years ago
Yep. Red.
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TSA process 6 comments
third · 6 years ago
Seriously those scanners are nothing. Why is everyone getting so worked up about them?