This_IsntMe

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bee-sic geometry 22 comments
this_isntme · 2 hours ago
Yeah well If my Grandmother had wheels......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-RfHC91Ewc
It's pretty obvious. 8 comments
this_isntme · 3 hours ago
Pretty sure this expense was written off as an internship. Because she got the job at the end of the movie.
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The History of Psychic Readings and Technology Impact on it 4 comments
this_isntme · 3 hours ago
Did somebody drop the tiles out of the Scrabble bag again?
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It's pretty obvious. 8 comments
this_isntme · 6 hours ago
And she didn't end up like Skinny Marie.
Seems pretty simple 9 comments
this_isntme · 7 hours ago
Deflate his balls so he can't play on somebody else's court.
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Isn't that how it works? 2 comments
this_isntme · 7 hours ago
Those frames don't even have lenses.
It's pretty obvious. 8 comments
this_isntme · 7 hours ago
And was paid to sleep shop and go poop. So she weighed a guaranteed 30 hour payout over 6 days in a hotel suite vs having to slum it and try to score 30 1 hour tricks over a six day period. She knew what she was doing.
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Oh shit how can I describe this thing 10 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
This is where Burger King gained ground on McDonald's . Mickey D's just made burgers and BK came in and f'd it all up by saying "Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce. Special orders don't upset us." If it weren't for Burger King we could still have 50 cent cheeseburgers and take our own damn pickle off.
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A secret is not a secret if two people know 14 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
Does it involve prostitutes, rugs and holes dug outside of Vegas?Because if not it isn't.
regulations? what's that? can we eat that? 6 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
Yes and the signage clearly states the rules.
I hate myself. (My clip) 5 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
WTH why crawl thru the window? Go around and use the door.
Oh shit how can I describe this thing 10 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
Pickles and onion are veg. Extra means extra. You don't get credit because on a multiple choice question you picked B and it was correct. You don't get extra points for knowing A,C and D were wrong. Grow the heck up.
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To the fellow weebs out there 10 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
That tie is straight up out of a Christmas display. There is a wreathe out there with no bow.
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bee-sic geometry 22 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
Lesbee honest everyone was thinking it.
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Norway 4 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
And now we know why they always win the biathalon.
Heckin bamboozled 3 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
Lookin' for a Sprite? Aiiightttt.
F*cks given: Zero 4 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
Yeah, there is something wrong with this purr.
To the fellow weebs out there 10 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
Come over here and say that.
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Spoiled cat, spoiled cat, what are they feeding you? 6 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
I bet it's still a smelly cat.
Or you're part of Peaky Blinders 11 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
Bullshiat. That's a Bruce Willis hat.
Thanks but NO thanks 12 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
She should show up bleach blonde and blue eyed, take the crown and kiss the first .....(this is where I was supposed to say African-American) ..person that she is enamored with.
Fire Extinguisher of Health 18 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
We always refer to each other as my next ex. Keeps both of us our p's and q's. The first time we went out with friends it was totally hilarious. We called each other next exes and the couple we were out with lasted a month and so that's a thing.
mean we go out with friends and I introduce her,"Hey everybody, this is my new next ex Bekka." And when we are out with her friends she does the same only inserting This obviously."
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All 3 are awesome 1 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
I read title and post in 30 seconds and typed this in another 14. Tadaaa!
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Fire Extinguisher of Health 18 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
Oh well You. Yes water is the original fire extinguisher.
Just keep repeating that when the Flaming Zombies get past your outposts.
Fire Extinguisher of Health 18 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
Glass fire grenade was manufactured between 1870 and 1910. The grenade resembled a ball-shaped light bulb but was larger. It was also produced in a tear-shape and a rolling pin shape.
Victorian homes and public buildings were furnished with glass fire grenades. They were hung on a wall bracket and were filled with carbon tetrachloride.
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