This_IsntMe

this_isntme


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Everyone is special in their own way :) 5 comments
this_isntme · 16 hours ago
Well that would be silly. Do you see anything else using four tab a's for one slot b?
Vicious Hippo Attack (very NSFW) 3 comments
this_isntme · 16 hours ago
OMG! Don't we have a bestiality rule? She is so abusing that hippo.
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Bob Ross 2 comments
this_isntme · 16 hours ago
I don't care if Bob was High as F or just based. Even though he stole the wet on wet from some other guy he's still my favorite "hang it on the wall and don't talk about it" painter.
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*that one song comes on* (We all have that one song we do this to (At least 1)) 7 comments
this_isntme · 16 hours ago
Do you really have to line by line explain my Avril Lavigne fetish? I mean I do just sit back and listen for When You're Gone.
Christmas spirit 2 comments
this_isntme · 16 hours ago
A horde. Zombies be loving stopping busses for trees.
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You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh 3 comments
this_isntme · 16 hours ago
It's a beach umbrella. Settle down. They have a spike on the end not a handle.
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Pretty neat 6 comments
this_isntme · 16 hours ago
I'd be OK with the next to last one.
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In a galaxy 4 comments
this_isntme · 16 hours ago
Hey Every Doctor builds their own. And River's was smaller than all the other's.
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Nice 10 comments
this_isntme · 17 hours ago
Most english speakers say it like niece.
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In a galaxy 4 comments
this_isntme · 17 hours ago
Why is she holding a sonic screwdriver? With screws in it?
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Intrusively homosexual 18 comments
this_isntme · 20 hours ago
:Hello. This is 911. What is the nature of your call?
:My neighbor's yard is relentlessly gay!
:I'm sorry?
:It's gay! Not just sort of gay. It's relentlessly gay!
:OK. Uhm just a moment.
(Dial Tone)
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Holy shit. 14 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
Yeah but they get in the way during the kissing part.
What is milk in cereal? 16 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
Why is cereal in milk not simply a cold soup?
Savage Reply, can't stop laughing 2 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
This kid needs a haircut and a life.
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Lesson learned: Girls are cumunists 7 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
If you are in a relationship with a girl,the three properties aren't solid liquid or gas. They are hers, ours and that thing that was mine but is now hers.
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Hello darkness my old friend 14 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
Are we going to ignore the fact that there is a squirrel running on a treadmill turning the engine and it's right foot just slipped off?
Hello darkness my old friend 14 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
If they didn't you would hear about it.
Nice 10 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
Are there even 6400 hotel rooms in Nice?
Has it changed much? 16 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
In 1980 the minimum wage was $3.15. This guy was getting paid twice the minimum wage . If he was getting twice the minimum wage in an entry level mailroom job, he knew somebody or was related to somebody.
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Normal Tuesday Night 5 comments
this_isntme · 2 days ago
Yes. and he was damn lucky the intakes were shut off for preventive maintenance on some turbines.
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Hello darkness my old friend 14 comments
this_isntme · 3 days ago
Probably beat the emergency crews there by half an hour.
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If you f*** your own voodoo doll is it m*sturbation or gay? 3 comments
this_isntme · 3 days ago
I'm pretty sure that means you can't control the voodoo doll of yourself. Which also means you can't remove that pin that someone inserted.
A real alien 9 comments
this_isntme · 3 days ago
Because it was The Daily Fail I now doubt the existence of this individual, Mars and scientists.
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Kitty is ok 4 comments
this_isntme · 4 days ago
And we aren't even going to talk about the goldfish.
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How do you pronounce this vegetable 3 comments
this_isntme · 4 days ago
Looks like a Brockle Tree to me.
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