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Elizabeth Olsen filming Avengers: Age of Ultron without the CGI 3 comments
this_isntme · 18 hours ago
I like her. I like the way she plays the character. I just wish they would have stepped up the costume a bit.
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Ragnarok 2 comments
this_isntme · 18 hours ago
When you explain last night to your drunk Bro the next morning.
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Some girls 7 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
Next day at work: Hey check this one out. Dodged a bullet there.
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Charges 1% in 2 hours (in the blazing sun) 3 comments
this_isntme · 1 week ago
Mine charges really slow. And when not connected to my phone it takes days to indicate full charge and then when I plug it into my phone it's dead in ten minutes.
Quick mafs 8 comments
this_isntme · 1 week ago
Naw, it's cool. Just take a nap.
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Dead money 2 comments
this_isntme · 1 week ago
I would bu ya poster of this is it actually had Abraham in the background and the words Mother Dick .
Melón 9 comments
this_isntme · 1 week ago
You don't slap watermelons. You thump them.
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He can't hide his interests 4 comments
this_isntme · 1 week ago
They are sorta waving at him.
Architect 1 comments
this_isntme · 1 week ago
Becky, Lemmee Smash. I got sticks.
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The future is coming 4 comments
this_isntme · 1 week ago
There are only FOUR laws because the original three didn't work.
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Did anyone else do this? 5 comments
this_isntme · 1 week ago
It's a French village during WW2. The allies are advancing on German forces that are in the buildings. Geez. How hard was that?
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The future is coming 4 comments
this_isntme · 1 week ago
Yes. They don't work because it would eventually result in the robot entering and endless cycle of yes/no. Like in Wargames the movie when the computer plays tic tac toe.
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To help and serve 7 comments
this_isntme · 1 week ago
Proof that you will never please everybody. I'm pretty ok with both pictures.
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Some guy's future wife, lol 19 comments
this_isntme · 1 week ago
She must go through a lot of Chapstick.
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Yeah like that 12 comments
this_isntme · 1 week ago
I always say that. She laughs. If I ever get caught glancing at another girl she asks "Next future ex huh?" And we laugh.
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What does grape soda taste like to you 1 comments
this_isntme · 1 week ago
Shhhh, don't tell this person about blue raspberry.
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The truth 4 comments
this_isntme · 1 week ago
You just have to put your hands on the wall and become one with the triangle.
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Yeah like that 12 comments
this_isntme · 1 week ago
Relax @dr_richard_ew they have colors that don't even exist yet. My future ex sent me to get finger paint. She gave me a bottle that said Burgundy Frost. I got there. No such thing. They sold me a bottle of Scarlet Night. She told me I did great.
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Misunderstandings 4 comments
this_isntme · 1 week ago
We've all seen Tarzan. You point at a Subaru and say "Car". They say "Lesbian". You say "Car." Eventually you get to a middle place where you can both watch Ellen.
Citation. https://priceonomics.com/how-an-ad-campaign-made-lesbians-fall-in-love-with/
Actually a citation isn't a Subaru.
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I can't relate to the bands one. So have a sc-fi show one instead. I'm Depressed Bastard. 17 comments
this_isntme · 1 week ago
Yeah!, Well my Dumb-Ass bitch self will be in my bunk.
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Russian medicine 4 comments
this_isntme · 1 week ago
When I dislocated my shoulder I was 18. They didn't even tell me it was dislocated. This amazingly attractive nurse came in while the Doctor was looking it over. She leaned towards me and whispered "This is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me." And the Doctor reset it and she was gone.
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Roid rage is kicking in I see 13 comments
this_isntme · 2 weeks ago
In all fairness to the policeman, he was wearing a hoodie and not showing team colors. He could have used a team hoodie.
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Victory! 45 comments
this_isntme · 2 weeks ago
Wealth entrenchment has been the case for literally forever. Egypt,Rome,Greece,Britain the US. Everywhere and always. It's never going to change. It's not a new thing just because people want it to be. Next people will be all"There's no slavery anymore." And that's because white people in The USA said "Hmmm maybe this is not the greatest idea. Let's just offer folks handouts and keep them inline."
Unload the gun rather than wear bulletproof vest 53 comments
this_isntme · 2 weeks ago
It says that middle class families have a combined income of $50-mid 100K a year. How exactly does anything truncated or not explain that lower income families average 174K?
I should try that 5 comments
this_isntme · 2 weeks ago
Not enough midgets.
I'll just have a seat over there.
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