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Why wasn't I part of the experiment? 3 comments
this_isntme · 18 hours ago
John 8:32.
"Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”
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His girlfriend is easy to prank - so he did the classic pudding in a mayonnaise jar 1 comments
this_isntme · 19 hours ago
9 seconds in she looks dead at the camera. Spoiled the entire thing.
Oh you meant the music? 2 comments
this_isntme · 23 hours ago
If I'm black do I get a mule?
J.K. Rowling Says Hogwarts is Free 11 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
It's just middle and high school. They don't have University.
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It could be a way to reduce obesity with new generations 16 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
I made a sweet quilted pillow in that class.
Parenting goals 5 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
That kid is going places.
It could be a way to reduce obesity with new generations 16 comments
this_isntme · 1 day ago
Food tech? We used to call that Home Ec.
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He is from Sevnica in Slovenia. A very nice town 5 comments
this_isntme · 2 days ago
Understand that some girls have daddy issues? I dunno.
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The Powers of Captain Marvel 10 comments
this_isntme · 2 days ago
So what you are saying is that she and Squirrel Girl would just have to hug it out.
Because if they fought this reality would just be done for.
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Unbelievable audio 2 comments
this_isntme · 3 days ago
I thought this was turrible ,turrible. And then the pit scene. OMG. Zzzzrt, Zzzzrt.
touché 8 comments
this_isntme · 3 days ago
What I love about this picture is it's so inclusive. She the female Duane Johnson. You look at her and if you are African, Hispanic, European, Native American or Arabic, you think "Hey she looks like me."
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touché 8 comments
this_isntme · 3 days ago
She's an actress. She could look at Zach Galifianakis like that.
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Equality 7 comments
this_isntme · 3 days ago
That's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see how it works out.
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I saw a building once...long ago 10 comments
this_isntme · 4 days ago
OMG. And Montana. There is nothing but miles and miles of nothing in Montana.
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You're technically correct 5 comments
this_isntme · 5 days ago
I had a 2CV6 when I was on job in London. I bought it for about $110 in 2006. It had a manual widshield wiper. I mean I was driving a manual transmission using gas,brake and a clutch and I had to turn a knob on the dash left and right to make the wipers work. The cloth top was great. You can apparently carry a grandfather clock home in one of them. And the backseat is removed with two levers. That means when you go for a picnic you just take the backseat out and put it next to a tree and sit on that. No blanket necessary. When I moved back two of the movers literally picked it up by hand and put it in the moving van. Unfortunately I had to explain about grey market cars and US restrictions, so they took it back out. I sold it after two years in 2008 for about $110. I think the gas tank could hold about 3 gallons of petrol.
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Pupper 3 comments
this_isntme · 5 days ago
It's gonna take three steps, yip, and do a backflip.
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Explaining jail to a 5 year old 12 comments
this_isntme · 6 days ago
This isn't even a joke. And the entire "JOKE" explanation is stupid. We spend money feeding and housing needy people without incarceration. It's a bad joke that needs to be told to drunks at a comedy bar.
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Explaining jail to a 5 year old 12 comments
this_isntme · 6 days ago
Oh, If I were explaining it to a five year old I would say,"If you do something that everybody else says is wrong you'll be put in with older children who have also done wrong things. And you'll stay there for a bit until everybody says you can get out. And then everybody will call you a bad boy and won't hire you and it'll be hard to rent an apartment and forget getting a home loan. If you can get a job."
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How female relationship works 20 comments
this_isntme · 6 days ago
I have no problem if my bros say"Hey bitch or WTF bitch." We wouldn't say that to a female. That would not be gentlemanly. But as a group of guys calling each other assholes or bitch has never been a problem.
As in, "Get your bitch ass over her , We're late."
"Sorry, I was looking at these memes.."
"Better be a Spongebob or Kermit in there."
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Every youtuber nowdays 5 comments
this_isntme · 6 days ago
They'll learn the same thing all the anime and hentai folks did.
Patreon SUX.
And TWITCH folks are getting schooled as well.
They'll all move to the next platform. And the snake will eat itself.
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Who else catches their poop 8 comments
this_isntme · 6 days ago
DaFuQ? Just do your business and wipe.
And don't start some conversation about balling up paper vs flat wipe.
I'm too busy not peeing under the lid to catch my poop.
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Not sure what to feel 6 comments
this_isntme · 6 days ago
He's probably glad he escaped.
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OmO what’s this? 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 days ago
Better be Mayo.
Explaining jail to a 5 year old 12 comments
this_isntme · 6 days ago
There are prisons and there are Prisons. One is designed to segregate the violent. One is designed to rehabilitate and allow people to reenter society. But in a capitalist society there is money to be made in keeping people in. And in a socialist society it is best to keep those people out. And in a communist society it is best to keep them working until they can't. Prisons are designed to protect. The government defines who they protect.
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Laundry boys 3 comments
this_isntme · 6 days ago
Cheap nipple clips.
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