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Yes 30 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
Yes, Africans now control Africa. Big Country. Not a great place to live per capita.
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Yes 30 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
And you don't shake hands. Because you don't use toilet paper.
Yes 30 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
And everybody wants to move North.
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Yes 30 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
And don't 4get the moose. But ya do have that poutine.
Yes 30 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
a know, I'd rather get shot become poor than know my country lost to Emus.
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Inflation in Zimbabwe 10 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
Won't happen. They always change the scrip when they "Create" a new government. Means the old inflated stuff which was basically worthless is Worthless. And they introduce a new 'Same name' at a new price vs the Dollar. A Deutsche Mark is worth about as much as a Confederate States Dollar.
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Harmless bee 5 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
I didn't mean to bee.. such a brute. I like arachnids, and some insects. But this isn't the bee we are trying to save. And Wasps are Space aliens on steroids and should be destroyed at all cost. But I still wish wasps would kill these things.
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Inflation in Zimbabwe 10 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
I am currently ordering Vietnamese Dong. It looks like I could wallpaper a room for about $50 American.
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Oh oklahoma 7 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
She had already been convicted for marrying her son.
Authorities took the children away 15 years before.
The son didn't know it was his Mom.
And the daughter was like" What? are we gonna get each other pregnant or something?"
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How female relationship works 20 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
This is why US Southerner's say "Bless your heart and bless her/his heart." Bless you heart is a compassionate comment. Bless her/his heart is is agreement that they f'd up.
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Speaks for itself 3 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
Blackout blinds are awesome.
How female relationship works 20 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
"Listen bitch."
I'm trying to stop you or explain why you are wrong.
"Look Sweetie."
You have already F'd up and I may or may not be angry depending on what follows. But you f'd up.
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What is a pocket p*ssy? 6 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
Dayum....$500 somebody got all the inserts.
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Harmless bee 5 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
Oh, and it doesn't pollinate or produce honey or beeswax. It just grinds into wooden items and it's easier to grind into crafted wood than trees.
https://www.pestworld.org/pest-guide/stinging-insects/carpenter-bees/
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Harmless bee 5 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
That little bastard is a carpenter bee. It drills into wood for no apparent reason. It will destroy your siding, your shingles and all the wood on a wooden deck. It is a blight upon humanity and I wish wasps ate them.
https://entomology.ca.uky.edu/ef611
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Speaks for itself 3 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
This worked great when I went to college. I took afternoon/evening classes and worked at night.
And based on my friends comments the evening classes were easier than others.
What is a pocket p*ssy? 6 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
An onahole
Elon has achieved our dreams 9 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
She's crossed her legs. That's a right thigh and a left foot. Her right foot can be seen sideways in the train. It's typical of models. They actually do more than just wander across a stage.
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Guy can surf 5 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
Yup. skimboard. There is no surfing exhibited. I know twelve year olds that could do this.
Aviation gin 4 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
"Professional good looking person." These people have never seen Wade Wilson and they didn't watch Green Lantern.
Cougar shadow 4 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
Oh, and Stacy's Mom was hotter.
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Cougar shadow 4 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
OK, So nobody is gonna point out that the cactus is giving everybody the finger?
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Real Bros are always happy for you 10 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
"Did you see that?"
"Yup."
"So we aren't going to say any.."
"Nope."
"But we just.."
"Nope. we didn't see shit. We weren't even here. "
"Oh, OK then."
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Batman 3 comments
this_isntme · 5 years ago
I'm pretty sure Harley would hug it out with The Batman. If you know what I mean...and you do. Hahahaha....
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