"Mrs. Fox was then put through this week, trifling examination and brought from the office, convicted."......huh

This literally made me fuckin pee! LMFAO

Racist! He not a taxi driver just cause he's Indian!

I had a round table of teachers each tell me why they didnt like me. Once asked my math teacher for help and she told me to go away. Also had a substitute teacher tell my art class that retarted children drew ants better than us. Teachers can suck.

All I see is some future hole filled hands.

My sister is a paramedic and she told me once that she was transporting a women who was catatonic and hadnt spoken a word in years. She and her parter were loading her into the ambulance and the woman turns to them and says, "Y'all are going to get in trouble." My sister walks back into the hospital ,startled, and tells the nurses that the woman spoke. The nurses replied completely unenthusiasticly, "Oh. She hasnt done that in awhile."

Membership card?

Dont feed ducks bread. This has been a PSA by the 'Dont Feed Ducks Bread Coalition'.

Sabe the squirrels!

Culture shock!

Noooooooo! Im PMSing dont do this to me!!!

If you dont teach your kids about the holocaust, who will?

Kid: ET and the stairway scene in the exorcist.
Adult: Same

That gives me heart palpitations. She got out right?

I stared way to long at that vagina telling my brain to make it feet.

Pumpkin.... Patches! Ahahahhah

Ow, my heart!

Thankin the Lort!

My mother was white so the newspaper was her weapon of choice......that and emotional abuse.

Most people watched for Will but I was always about Carlton!