the birbs and the chirps. they turned the streets into a birdbath

It's called Karma, and it's a bitch.

that's how i sell my boomerangs

I want this shirt

that one shrimp better blow my fucking mind 8 or 9 times for that much money

who puts the salmon next to the mac and cheese? come on people, it's a feast, not a pigsty.

it looks like someone put ketchup and mustard on a bell pepper

Reversed gifs are the best

the romans also had well-documented orgies. coincidence?

now hang on, this sounds like monday for me

put that thing back where it came from

ha, that's the pub next to my guild hall. Nice try.

*cough* triangular pyramid *cough*
oof, must be the sand

are they full?

I dream of a future in which a person's achievements aren't augmented by their sexual preference, race or religion.

even camo rims, I'm impressed.

brains do better when properly fed. Gaining weight is no problem, as long as it's the right kind of weight.