Condom testers, 1939 4 comments
under_fire
· 5 years ago
When I signed up to be a condom tester I imagined something different
Smooth pool exit 6 comments
Biased society! 9 comments
under_fire
· 5 years ago
next on the news: famous person eats food! you heard it here first folks
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It's time to reevaluate what y'all watching now 7 comments
under_fire
· 5 years ago
good heavens sir! last week I saw a collar bone and I was weak for days! truly, you are stronger than I.
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The real question 7 comments
under_fire
· 5 years ago
I see your point but raise you this: "meat's back on the menu" sounds very much like an english colloquialism, more specifically an american one. the phrase was most likely coined by members and consumers of the restaurant culture in the US
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This ambidextrous sofa. The largest shape that can fit around right corners in a hallway 11 comments
ʍoǝɯ 4 comments
Never tell me the owls 7 comments
Lonely cell 2 comments
under_fire
· 5 years ago
it's a pretty open ended question... what would the answer be? prokaryotic?
Tha f**k is you tawlkin about? 2 comments
under_fire
· 5 years ago
one day i would like to be able to stand in front of my window and yell without having to worry about someone filming me
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Mulan and Belle were like my favorite princesses 16 comments
under_fire
· 5 years ago
Please, I've seen the matpat videos. Mulan may be a "princess" but she ain't no princess, princess. I don't doubt that she's a badass, and tasteful role model, but technically not a princess
I'm not picky 10 comments
under_fire
· 5 years ago
If I go on a date with someone who claims to be female, I'm gonna assume she's got a vagina
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The epic battle between bunties 8 comments
Mulan and Belle were like my favorite princesses 16 comments
under_fire
· 5 years ago
mulan isn't technically a princess but who cares? princesses are overrated anyways
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Inspiration 5 comments
under_fire
· 5 years ago
so many protagonists/ important characters have lost their arms, let's make a list
finn from adventure time
shiro from voltron
detective spooner from i, robot
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finn from adventure time
shiro from voltron
detective spooner from i, robot