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Double oof 6 comments
unicornhunter · 1 day ago
How about we stop worrying about what others do and focus on our own actions.
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Venom burger 7 comments
unicornhunter · 1 day ago
Oh goody! I can't wait to have a black/green/blue poo after eating this.
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Marry him 4 comments
unicornhunter · 2 days ago
Who was her boyfriend? None other that Albert Einstein. Then the whole train clapped.
WTF is that? 5 comments
unicornhunter · 2 days ago
She has some weapons grade shapewear.
I don't know. Run maybe? 6 comments
unicornhunter · 2 days ago
" Take my husband.....please"
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Four Generations, (L to R) 21, 40, 65, 95 14 comments
unicornhunter · 5 days ago
65 looks young too. She could pass for 50.
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Damn, I must have really screwed up this time! 3 comments
unicornhunter · 5 days ago
Back in the day you were discouraged from speaking anything but English. Parents wanted to integrate as soon as possible and remain under the radar. I'm talking 70's/80's. Sometimes the only thing you know in your parent's native language is commands and cursing.
Poor guy 5 comments
unicornhunter · 5 days ago
Sign me up. Bread and booze are in my top 10 favorite things to consume. It would be like getting two birds stoned at once.
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Heroin user going through withdrawals 9 comments
unicornhunter · 1 week ago
That is pure love right there. Hats off to that mom. She is so patient!
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Respawn bite 2 comments
unicornhunter · 1 week ago
They have to ask!! "Two bite check". It's a thing.
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Talk to your dog 15 comments
unicornhunter · 1 week ago
I promise cutting your nails and taking baths won't kill you!!!
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Some thrash for y'all 8 comments
unicornhunter · 1 week ago
I remember this one. So good.
Some thrash for y'all 8 comments
unicornhunter · 1 week ago
Wha...Wha...What did I just watch?
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When ice cream goes over to the dark side 8 comments
unicornhunter · 1 week ago
Get ready to shit dark blue and green
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Stay safe lads 9 comments
unicornhunter · 1 week ago
I'm really glad they labeled the music notes.
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A house all alone 3 comments
unicornhunter · 1 week ago
And the best flood insurance ever.
Rather be safe than sorry 4 comments
unicornhunter · 1 week ago
Does he not know about tilting your head back?
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Get out of traffic kit 6 comments
unicornhunter · 1 week ago
Nobody's going to let you in.
Diver frees Whale shark from commercial fishing rope 7 comments
unicornhunter · 1 week ago
Bet that feels better than taking your ponytail down and bra off after a long day.
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Gymnastics 3 comments
unicornhunter · 1 week ago
Put this to music...
Baby holding a kitten 5 comments
unicornhunter · 2 weeks ago
Just got to teach them to " be soft". Took my kid until she was about 4 before she said " petting" instead of " be soft wif em".
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So f*cking tired 4 comments
unicornhunter · 2 weeks ago
Right!! ** All the regrets**
When you're too drunk to use your cell phone 2 comments
unicornhunter · 2 weeks ago
Don't have to be drunk. I have tried scrolling a book.
Delivery guy 5 comments
unicornhunter · 2 weeks ago
Everyone commenting on looks but what about his great sense of humor? I won't objectify you, UPS man. I would listen to you. I would listen to you so hard.
This plastic bag looks exactly like a cat 4 comments
unicornhunter · 2 weeks ago
You ever not read the title first....
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