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Jong un - Kardashian 4 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
Karashian ;)
Confession cat 1 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
Me too, sweetie ;p
You found the right one 12 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
Tbh my boyfriend doesn't do that... So either mine doesn't really care or yours likes you a lot :p
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Genuine first world problem 2 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
Is it really that posh if the walls are not thick enough to hide licentious behavior? ;)
Chocolate sloths 5 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
Those aren't croissants. I. Please stop
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Girl makes presentation on why her crush should date her. A+ For Effort!! 19 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
They are/were dating... He just replied that way as a joke :p
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Go home Uber. You're drunk 8 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
Buddy, don't know if you noticed, but it's more than just one country that's been thinking this way.
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Balls of steel student edition 9 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
I've tried doing it with one or two minutes left... not seconds ;P
Eating ice cream can improve mental performance 4 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
But... That doesn't mean it didn't help with mental performance. In fact, it might have helped with his emotional state, so doesn't that just prove the theory right? :p
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We are in a different dimension. 3 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
SG!
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It will make your blood run cold. 6 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
We need to talk... That's scary on a whole other level tho :p
Mostly cause it involves your heart :)
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Dude 8 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
I'm slow ;)
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Dude 8 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
I do too... But hey, what if he calls you man?
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What are some of the greatest laws in your country? 37 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
As a Dane, I can very much confirm this. Why do we have it? Because we have a hatred for the swedes that has been instilled in us through history =)
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Feels weird to be old 3 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
I was born in 1997 so.. Works out for me =)
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I hate him too 2 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
Someone asked me if Mexico was in the EU the other day...
Ever worked in retail? 17 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
Just started in retail... Had no idea how stupid some people could be...
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Retarded units 23 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
Looks like it was take :p
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Hope that burns off some calories for you 8 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
... The woman behind her looks pretty slim :p
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WLTH: yeah, but you cannot catch cancer from someone if you sleep with them.... 32 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
While I agree with everyone, I gotta say that HPV is highly contagious... And it leads to uterus cancer. But hey, there's always vaccinations :D
False eraser 3 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
... It did tho :p
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Smart kids be like 6 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
Some people are perfectionists, so what?
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Smart kids be like 6 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
Tbh, I don't think it's fair to be frustrated with him/her. Everyone has expectations for themselves that may differ from others, but that's what being individuals in a society is all about. So instead of considering his frustration as a slight on people who got lower grades, see it for what it really is: individual goals. It might seem very unfair, but in a way, it is also unfair to be annoyed with people who strive to be better, no matter how much more than the average they have already achieved. Let's be tolerant, rather than critical (:
Germinating strawberry 9 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
You're very puny =)
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How to negotiate 2 comments
urlizard · 6 years ago
That comment tho :p
You go Lizzy! :D
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