What is this show? :D

Swanson?

Barney Stinson?

Hmm well I think generalizing Europeans is a bad idea in general. English is my first language, but that's because I've lived abroad and went to international schools. My accent however, is not really distinguishable. I'll have some Americans asking me which state I come from while others just assume my English is horrid because of my "very thick European accent". At the end of the day everything is subjective, and a lot turn out to be at least a bit ignorant :)

That's me... Every time :p

Karashian ;)

Me too, sweetie ;p

Tbh my boyfriend doesn't do that... So either mine doesn't really care or yours likes you a lot :p

Is it really that posh if the walls are not thick enough to hide licentious behavior? ;)

Those aren't croissants. I. Please stop

They are/were dating... He just replied that way as a joke :p

I've tried doing it with one or two minutes left... not seconds ;P

But... That doesn't mean it didn't help with mental performance. In fact, it might have helped with his emotional state, so doesn't that just prove the theory right? :p

SG!

We need to talk... That's scary on a whole other level tho :p
Mostly cause it involves your heart :)

I do too... But hey, what if he calls you man?

As a Dane, I can very much confirm this. Why do we have it? Because we have a hatred for the swedes that has been instilled in us through history =)

I was born in 1997 so.. Works out for me =)

Someone asked me if Mexico was in the EU the other day...

Just started in retail... Had no idea how stupid some people could be...

... The woman behind her looks pretty slim :p

While I agree with everyone, I gotta say that HPV is highly contagious... And it leads to uterus cancer. But hey, there's always vaccinations :D