Oh god that doesn't sound good... I hope it isn't too late!

My friends end up disowning me when I get into a book because I ignore everything they say to me

I cannot control the laughter!!!

I think of it as a gift to be able to look at the world in that manner, you see and know things the average person misses. Being a geek is definitely the coolest

My friends always take creepy pictures of me sitting in class when they walk by

My name is valerie which I absolutely hate so I'd rather Valpal and I know it's lame to put 420 at the end but I like to smoke weed hahaha

OMG Pocahontas is the hottest, she's workin that look

Lady boner

I live in a little town in newfoundland Canada and it was -73 in our mines the other night

I studied psychology and there are certain things you shouldn't do while studying and one of them is cram, the information doesn't have time to make it to your long term memory!

" today's word of the day is: spinal fracture smack down "

Oh my god now I feel like a dumb ass hahah

Am I the only one that thinks the costume resembles a vagina.. Please tell me I'm not the only one

WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA!?

HAHAH you guys are crackin me up

HAHAHAH this is the best

What was the point of that comment

Woah woah that doesn't make the dog a monster he could have just been playful.. I'm sure he didn't mean it look how cute he is

Holy shit that's impressive