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What mouse? 4 comments
vodka · 3 days ago
No lie I spent a bit looking for the mouse
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5000 pieces later 4 comments
vodka · 4 days ago
I would love to do that
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Call for backup 2 comments
vodka · 5 days ago
Probably like a ha-you-fell-for-it-slap
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I agree with this one 10 comments
vodka · 5 days ago
I prefer a firm pillow and also haven't met anyone yet with bigger pecks than my boobs
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Petra at night 6 comments
vodka · 6 days ago
I was already confused to what I could have possibly done to you
Poor guy 5 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
Even if my username might suggest othdrwise but that does sound shitty
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The cosy canals of Amsterdam 2 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
Oh my god funsubstance is evolving
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Sleeping with a Guy 101 : Skinny vs Fat 4 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
Quite funny how I'm browsing between 6 year old posts and find comments from 6/9 weeks ago
Ladies, this is a good advice 11 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
It's pretty uncommon where I'm living when I say I'm not interested that they'll stop
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The real Ron Swanson 5 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
I once had broken my had when falling of the last two steps of the stairs and trying to break my fall. It did hurt but I still rushed to the buss since I wanted to get home and when on the boat my boss called if I could work for 3 hours when coming home so I went to work still. It was an icecreamshop I used to work at at that time and my hand just slightly stung and got swolen up even more. The next day my father dragged me to the docter who then said go to the hospital and get it x rayed. Turned out my wrist was broken and the bone going to my thumg was also missing a chip.
Not as worse as needing an open heart operation but still pretty fucked up for an 13 year old in my opinion
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All up in this MF 5 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
Ever look in the mirror at midnight and pull weird faces to scare yoursellf
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Every god damn day 5 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
Damn it I just woke uo so I spent a while blinking/rubbing my eye to get sleepy dust out of it
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The chosen one 4 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
If it's winter you're the chosen one, if it's summer you're unlucky
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Realistic looking koffing 1 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
It's kind off Thanosed. Not purple enough
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Smart one 2 comments
vodka · 2 weeks ago
I should teach my dogs that
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When Millie Bobby Brown tells interviewers that you text her frequently 6 comments
vodka · 2 weeks ago
Dishwasher gloves ftw
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What game should I play today? 4 comments
vodka · 2 weeks ago
He should go play undertale, he'll have loads of friends if he plays pacifist
Which one are you 9 comments
vodka · 2 weeks ago
Is anyone here currently on a bike? If so put your phone in your pocket and pay attention to traffic
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Someone should tell him 3 comments
vodka · 2 weeks ago
Get a man/woman who looks at you like Mark Ruffalo looks at fellow famous people
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Time to expat to Romania 4 comments
vodka · 2 weeks ago
My little cousin makes great business
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Pillows 7 comments
vodka · 2 weeks ago
1 for my head
1 for between my legs
1 for the dogs to lay on so they won't take my sheets
1 to cuddle up to untill I find a person to take that position
1 to take the spot in case a pillow goes missing
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Man walks down the street and sees a homeless dog trying to sleep. 2 comments
vodka · 3 weeks ago
Shit I'm working right now I can't afford to cry
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I hate the name Steve 26 comments
vodka · 3 weeks ago
Has anyone heard of the bear named Wojtek? Well my one of my exes is called Wojtek and it totally ruined a perfectly good story about an adorable bear in the army for me.
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"Wine makes you live longer" 7 comments
vodka · 3 weeks ago
If you own a horse you NEED to be able to afford health insurance
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Better call saul 1 comments
vodka · 4 weeks ago
I spend my holiday watching netflix on some guys channel named Frank. He only had action/thriller/horro in his recommendations until I came along with beauty and the beast, to all the boys I loved before and kissing booth. I can only imagine his face when he first logged in after I had spent 3 days watching chick flicks on his account.