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Buying watermelon in Louisiana during a traffic jam 2 comments
vodka · 7 hours ago
Smash it onto the ground and eat the pieces of the road or just give it your best to break it down the middle
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Have you considered naming the fish “Dog?” 2 comments
vodka · 7 hours ago
No need for a reminder my dogs will remind me themselfs
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Thought for today 8 comments
vodka · 1 day ago
That's kinda how we say it in The Netherlands
This person should be fined 11 comments
vodka · 1 day ago
It's literally how "radler" is made on most schützenfesten around here
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Good idea 7 comments
vodka · 1 day ago
That would make a mess
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Poor dogs 5 comments
vodka · 1 day ago
I had a dog die of a heatstroke yesterday at work. The woman thought it was a better idea to walk the dog with heartfailure to our clinic than to drive him here in an airconditioned car
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Why? 1 comments
vodka · 3 days ago
He wants to hatch them
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This had to be posted 3 comments
vodka · 3 days ago
You are the real MVP
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The secret to long life 5 comments
vodka · 4 days ago
Well enjoy your vacation and then pick her up would ya
Destroying a guy's only connection to his dad, seems like a cool idea 14 comments
vodka · 5 days ago
It's not that hard. My mom used to do that too back in the days and she wasn't very fit
There's nothing troll physics can't fix 15 comments
vodka · 5 days ago
Because it's presumably the only snail chasing you
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Don't feed the squirrels 5 comments
vodka · 6 days ago
Ouch I can feel this picture
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This Little guy greeting the word 6 comments
vodka · 6 days ago
At least he's not flipping the bird
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The Slauerhoffbrug, a fully automatic bridge 12 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
Around the time that was built it also came in the newspaper because people wanted to display it and it wasn't that much of a difference if I can remember.
beware, dangerous dog! 2 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
I know someone who has that sign and also had many problems because she has one mush doggo and one very fast guard dog. Her cute dog loves to sit at the fence staring at passerby's and the little shit just generally chills at the pond. Many incidents have happened that people got to pet Maja and then get the scare of their lives when Beenie pops in barking and snarling. So now she added a handmade sign that says "Seriously beware." And people still will go as far as to try and pet them.
The Slauerhoffbrug, a fully automatic bridge 12 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
It's actually not more complicated or expensive than your regular bridge. It just works a bit differently
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Anons had a rough life 15 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
As someone who's been in a difficult situation. I did get through it by being numb. All the people who knew what was going on always told me I was strong but in reality I had 0 emotions left in my body. I just couldn't cry when something bad happened and I couldn't laugh when something good happened. I just carried on living and tried not to do too much.
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Smooth recovery after dropping a box 3 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
Good thing it wasn't eggs
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Look at them 2 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
He looks like what I imagined Gru's brother to be like in real life
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A true Respect 1 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
Honestly I would probably much rather try and save my dad. I don't know the backstory of this though
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SHOOK - B*tch did you see that ? 2 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
I so wanna try this with my dogs
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Wholesome cafe owner :) 12 comments
vodka · 2 weeks ago
I hope so or else it's quite a dick move
Bad joke or lame pun? 6 comments
vodka · 2 weeks ago
I didn't find out untill my drive home, which was amazingly quiet, and seeing all the cars without little flags on them and seeing a guy on a bicycle cry. Then I figured out something must have happened.
I'd love to join them for "c*cktail hour" 3 comments
vodka · 2 weeks ago
Funsub censors that automatically
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Nice going dude 4 comments
vodka · 2 weeks ago
I mean bikes usually can handle that. I used to have one way funkier looking that would endure my sister on the back too who was quute heavy at the time