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I don't hate kids, I just hate crazy and loud kids 9 comments
vodka · 13 hours ago
I can handle dog poo/pee/puke but no way I can handle anything like that from a human
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Weather 3 comments
vodka · 15 hours ago
Literally though.... 30°C and sun last week. 12°C and rain this week in my first week off in 8 months
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What you find when cutting that last corn 15 comments
vodka · 1 day ago
Well at least they were able to flee. You don't want to see what that machine does to meat or baby deers
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Puppy jumps into bush to avoid stairs 3 comments
vodka · 3 days ago
Problem Solving 101
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Every girl's dream 3 comments
vodka · 3 days ago
Awh hell no
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He dead. For reals 25 comments
vodka · 4 days ago
Jezus christ the guy hasn't even been dead for 24 hours
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Neck bone breaking 6 comments
vodka · 5 days ago
The moment he starts working on my legs I'm quite worried since the jerk had just berated him for something I didn't even mind. And in the exact moment someone comes in to check up on us the chiropractor in training just pulls my leg out of place. The boy just looked at me with a deer in the headlights face and I pop my leg back using him to push it back. He passed the exam and now two years later he's still working there
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Neck bone breaking 6 comments
vodka · 5 days ago
I love the chiropractor but there's one chiropractor that hates me. I'm basically very badly stuck together, I've got hemachromotosis which puts iron in my joints, I never ate properly as a kid so my bones never developed to their "true state" and I have broken almost every bone in my body once. Oh and I also have hipdysplasia With that in mind I do go to a chiropractor quite often and then I came across this guy who was still learning and taking exams at that moment. At this point in time I was a regular in their business and everyone who had to crack my bones kind off reread my stats to see what they had to keep in mind. This guy though was nervous because of his exams and only read it half way. So he starts cracking, tension drops very fast, he remembered to be carefull with my right shoulder but he was overall quite stressed since the guy taking his exams was a jerk. I tried to chat with the jerk in order to keep him more quiet but it didn't quite work. That pesky limit
Interrogating a prisoner on a helicopter 3 comments
vodka · 5 days ago
Also please tell me if this is from a movie or a real thing
Different language, different personality 14 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
I never realized it until I asked myself since when I talk to myself. I do it when I've been mostly talking German all day and I never speak to myself in English or Dutch (which is my mothertongue).
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Knock on the door a few times to make sure 3 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
Public places around here kinda always have that
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Probably a repost. But it's definitely worth sharing. 1 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
Things like this make me feel happy but also anxious just because I would always be worried someone would to try take them. Or if the food runs out wil he be able to get a new pack of dogfood
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Glitter bomb 8 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
I love it
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Sleep with 2 pillows 15 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
I have three. One for my head, one for my dogs and a pregnancy pillow for in between my legs
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Oh no 9 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
Those are rather big pregnancy tests
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Brushing teeth with gin 4 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
I don't see anything wrong with that. I love cereal
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Don't mess with the bull 1 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
He ded
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I never had anything there too 13 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
Last year I took my niece to the store so she could pick something for her birthday and honestly that was great feeling. My sisters and I were never allowed to do so when we were kids since money was tight and eventhough my sister now makes enough for a proper living she does teach her kids to be humble. Seeing my niece not picking the most expensive thing she could get but something which she really liked and could spend hours playing with really made me a proud aunt.
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Bindi Irwin is following in her father's footsteps 10 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
Her father would be proud seeing her hug all the animals he hadn't had the chance to personaly hug
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Blind driving 3 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
I was driving a road on which people usually take a left turn and not follow the road. I do like to take it when I have time because it's quite a scenic ride. But the woman coming from the left completely oversaw me and I didn't see her untill the last few meters since there were still 4 cars in the left lane who actually also had the right of way before her but they let her pass and didn't see me either. We both kinda breaked which made it less worse and she hit me right in my door which is a great point to get hit at that speed, my car didn't spin or hit anything else but she did bend the whole length of my car with her front. But yeah we both came out fine apart from the scare
Making Skittles Vodka 11 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
And then does it again 50 weeks later
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Hogwarts 4 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
Because it seems to be a fancy dinner
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This is boring, I'm out 9 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
Did we just watch someone die
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Blind driving 3 comments
vodka · 1 week ago
On a related level: I just had my first car accident today. Well more of a fender bender really allthough I am going to need 2 new doors
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