Vodka

vodka


— Vodka Report User
Comfy 9 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
I want it comfortable, elegant but also sexy in a not overdone way
6
Can I have some gum? 16 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
Really even in Germany? I honestly find it so weird
"going to the vet wasn't that bad :)" 5 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
The sad things do cover up the nice things this month but luckily I've got my own 4 year old puppy at home who loves me no matter what
I'm going to Mars 7 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
He's from a subspecies of seahorse
10
Can I have some gum? 16 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
I don't know how many times I've read about clear backpqcks but it never crossed my mind that it was really a thing. How fucked up does anything have tp become before clear backpacks
10
"going to the vet wasn't that bad :)" 5 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
I love it when puppies or young dogs come since they don't hate us yet and are usually very willing to cuddle
5
USA did illegal expriments on unwilling citizens 18 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
Anyone else read it in his voice?
2
Look on the bright side 9 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
At least it's just the wrapper
May I.... 8 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
*Gives card*
*Runs away before they can even read it*
Date garanteed
1
We all know one 15 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
I recently slept through my first ever nosebleed. I woke up with a strange itch in my nose so I sleepgrabbed a tissue, blew my nose and went back to sleep immediately. The next morning I almost thought someone had tried to murder me in my sleep since everything was full of blood but I soon found out after getting a heartattack while passing a mirror that I had happened to have a nosebleed.
1
Book buddies 4 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
That's so sad. Most cats actually love listening to someone chat
2
Dog treats 5 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
So they continued the search, found quite some stuff and the handler and the dog come back at me to chitchat for a bit. All of the sudden the dog points at the seat in front of me, the handler and I make eyecontact and I was like 'oh fuck'. The handler then on his knees pulls 2 bags of weed from under the seat and looks at me in a second of confusion. Then asks 'have you seen who put it there' to which I responded no. Someone either had put it there while I was asleep or before I got on the train. And eventhough I was innocent I had a mild heartattack when the dog pointed.
Long story short:
My bloody, furry an smelling like 30 animals jeans almost made a druglover very happy and I could have been interrogated because of that.
14
Dog treats 5 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
I used to work in The Netherlands and lived in Germany for a few years. In the beginning I didn't have a drivers license so I would take the train to cross the border when going home. And because of some laws in both country's being opposite that train usually contained a fuck ton of weed. Knowing this border control often came on board with their dogs. At one very specific day I had bloody jeans from a dog got a nosebleed and I generally touched around 30/40 animals a day so I smelled very interesting. I get on the train very exhausted, decided to sit in a four-seater for legspace and start to doze off. By the last stop I notice them on the platform so I get my idea ready and continue my stare out of the window. After a few minutes the doors open and they come to check my department and the dog immediatly stops at me and starts sniffing my leg. The handler was very relaxed at it and asked me if I had some sort of contact with animals to which I explained I'm a veterinairy assistant.
10
Gotta give a good impression 3 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
I actually spent three hours cleaning my room today and sorting my paperwork and cointing the money I found throughout the room. I should at least get 22 adult points for that
Fake it till you make it 4 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
That's what friends are for
8 · Edited 6 years ago
Car eating a deer 17 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
*Pours shots*
Hell Yes
1
Wonder if there are any blood donators? 25 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
I can't because I have hemachromatosis. Eventhough my blood could probably help people with an anemie it would be dangerous to use my blood for a regular person because they couls seriously ill from that high iron concentration. But if my iron becomes more stable I might be allowed too
1
Doggo thrown from a plane 3 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
I was so fucking worried for a second
28
How cats walk 3 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
I might have to inform my cat about this
4
I can confirm the last one 15 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
You're a mouse
8
Where has the time gone 10 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
This freaks me out so much that I seem to lose the capabillity to see who's underage
1
It happens all the time 5 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
The horror of moving country. A whole new set of names to learn
2
Long lost cat found 22 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
There's not even a need to clip their nails unless they're really old. Adult cats sharpen their nails on their own
1
Then how would they serve you? 18 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
Even if my arms were amputated and the love of my life was waiting on the other end I still would have saved the life of my dog. I can't understand the fact that you just let your dog die an awfull death
2
Goodnight everyone! 6 comments
vodka · 6 years ago
I once slept a full 18 hours and managed to sleep through my sister jumping on my bed because she wanted to wake me up. If I had not seen proof of it I wouldn't have believed it
6