To sit on the back I guess

Like anthracite says, there rarely is a speed limit on German highways. You are legally allowed to overtake police cars if you do it safely even if you're going 250. And it is common courtesy to clear the left lane if you see people driving a lot faster than you or at least that's what gets taught in driving class.

Yes fuck mosquitos and fuck my body for being allergic to them. Mosquitos coming to my house annoying the fuck out of me. Also humans are the mosquitos of sharks. We go swimming in their waters trying our best to get as close as possible or just swerve around/above their heads

Oh my god 9 you poor thing. Most kids don't even know anything about periods at that age

Basically yes...... I was walking the dog, a lovely border collie who whas about 4 at the time so I must have been 8 or 9. I was taking him for a walk through the dunes and forest and it was normal for us to be away for around 3 hours, my parents where usually not worried if it would take longer. So one day we were walking through the dunes until I stepped half on a rabbit hole, my lower leg snapped back while my upper leg was still in the forward momentum. Luckily since I was still growing it was just a part growth disc (google told me those words I' relatively scepticle about) so no permanent damage was done. But that day I was basically away for 5 hours because I had to get out of the fucking dunes with my knee instable and flopping everywhere. Luckily my dog did get help when he heard people nearby and they put me in their cart and drove me home. So yes I did break my leg with "just" walking

I do. Hemachromtosis and an eating disorder when I was very young made that happen. Now, I've never been hit by an umbrella but I did once break my wrist while trying to open a door that was locked which I tried to open relatively normal so I'm pretty sure that hitting me hard with an umbrella would do the trick

I got mine at eleven and I remember being so fucking pissed of about it and how it was unfair because both my sisters started theirs at 13/14. Another thing I thought that was so fucking unfair is that I went completely useless for a week where both of them were quite "fine" with their periods

Somehow I'm not really surprised you did
But I'm open for it if you'd like to share

The fries and mcflurry are the only things I still eat there. Also preferably only in the Netherlands since the "mayonaise" you get over there is way better than the German mayonaise

Km/h I don't know the according mp/h

I had to go to an emergency (was too late though). And the road was clear and it's allowed to go that fast

I love sugar though

Well be carefull with your body then. I'm 23 and could use a new hip allready

Funky looking mohawk on her head