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Brings back memories 12 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
The last time I saw a picture of my childhood it reminded me of how my mother once dragged me of the stairs. My sister and I revisited our old home and stayed there a while when my aunt who bought the place gave us a few old photo albums we've forgotten to bring with us when moving. In one if the pictures I was standing on top of the stairs. It was such an unsettling feeling that I didn't continue looking through the albums
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Good boy 2 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
My sister should be very happy that horses don't hug like that. Our horses were concernd nonetheless but they only poked their noses in her face
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Uh oh 7 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
It's the same thing that turns the frogs gay
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This bottle of vodka comes with a cute little hat 2 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
I want it for me. And for a stylish little hat
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No numbers 19 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Yeah I probably should have gotten the name grandma instead of vodka
A teachers life for me 5 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
I used to have a teacher who always ate while grading tests. Tests I have gotten back from him once smelled like cheese, had spaghetti stains, had tiny bits of carrots between the stack, smelled like fish and man deodorant, had thee stains and lastly for as much I can remember had peanutsauce on it.
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No numbers 19 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
It rhymes with plenty me
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My feet don't lie 6 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Jezus how long did she put that thing in the oven for? Eight hours at 250°C
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I need this luck 3 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
It's training. I used to be able to walk in heels that high since I'm an avid heel walker. At the moment I can't since I broke my foot around 2 months ago and I am now slowly starting again but I start with 5cm and work my way up
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Guy took a picture of his bruised fingernail every day for a month 2 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Oh god damn it that seems so creative. I only have a few pictures every few weeks to gross out my sister
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Not a lie 14 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Surgery and the right angle
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Taking a sip 5 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Well what's wrong with that
Psh, I howl at the moon weekly. Amateurs 3 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Seeing it is september now I do fit in the cupboard under my sink
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Sure, go ahead 1 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Yes but don't forget to mention the new half of guests. "Glad to see some new faces in here"
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The hero we need! 2 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
He's a good doggo he's definately helping
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Got 'em 5 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
For me the person to pay is the one who didn't pay last time. I have this with friends, family anyone who'd close to me. But it is an exception if you explicitly got invited stating they would take you out. Then the person inviting pays.
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I felt the pain while reading it 17 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Yes but in the picute it says boomslang snake which then translates to tree snake snake
That's crazy 14 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
It's probably the reason they broke up
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It becomes more and more clear everyday 7 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
I'm fine with it too since it's the same with me. Also get youself a man who can live with that. You don't want someone who will keep going because you just MUST have an orgasm. But also communicate if you do want him to continue say it.
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It's his house now 2 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
And this is why I keep my bank accoints locked away from my parents, well mostly my mother. Because she wouldn't do it accidentally and I would never get it back
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Feet from Dutch olympic swimming champion and cancer survivor Maarten van der Weijden 6 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
He did 163km in around 48 hours before he had to quit from exhaustion and hypothermia. But serious props to this guy, he had one or two quick powernaps of 30 minutes and then continued swimming. He got people to donate around 5.5 million euro's for cancer research after he survived canver himself.
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Lure him out of bed 5 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Are those sweet paprika. Even I would get out of bed for those
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Well damn b*tch 3 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Well it's true but don't let that stop you from getting a different birth control which makes you less out of touch
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Nooo! 12 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Noooooo why did I watch this. I'm at work and now I feel like cryinf
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