This is an arapaima at the Henry Doorly Zoo

Is this loss?

Wanda and Cosmo ain’t slick

Doesn’t the philosophers stone mention something about Harry’s parents leaving him money for school?

Isn’t that an alpaca orgy?

The Napoleon Wrasse

Why buy all those melon slices when you could buy a melon

It's because you had two hours to put your shoes on

That's not how wolf packs work at all...

Cowfish!

That's a Belgian Blue. That breed has gene that gives them double muscling, meaning they've basically got two layers of muscle on top of each other. It's weird.

Why is the stop sign a hexagon?

The Meow-na Lisa

Kakapo!

Who is he?

That's beyond doggo. That's a woofer

Her name is Sue Aiken and she's on a show called Life Below Zero

That's not a gazelle, it looks like an oryx

So THATS where the carrot went

Those darn social justice monkeys

Now if only they could harness the power of overcast days

A space vampire wouldn't need an oxygen tank because they're already dead