I won't get snow regardless seeing how I love in Florida

Help

90% of the human population with fu k you over if given the opportunity.
-Ark

I have that card in my MTG deck

I can back this up. My bosses are German.

I must sacrifice limbs to it

Italian spotted

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh how the tables have tabled

It's not gay if you don't sneeze with it down your throat.

That is me. I actually talked my one friend out of suicide 2 days ago. I've been getting better with my confidence though

I graduate in 2 days my dude.

*shove*

Security swooty

So, story time. One time my friend got pluviophile and necrophile mixed up and he was telling people that I was a necrophile.

AAWWWWWW YISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Hardwood table...

Why is this NSFW?

Gotta give you points for being straighforward I suppose...but still.

That's how I get the ladies attention...

$5 million now so I can get a certificate of deposit which will gain roughly 5-8% interest in it each year until I withdraw it

As an IT specialist, I can confirm this.

Skelse

Trying to get him to pop a broner. I bet he gives good brojobs.

Running in the 90s