Such profound loyalty.

Wow! What an amazing story of luck and faith in humanity.

No it's too shiny to be a lump of shit. Probably some type of plastic.

What a ball ambush!

We'll both clean it together, but you'll go first. I'll assist and supervise the process.

This is quite brilliant.

It ain't easy to get to heaven for sure.

Is this a joke or real?

That's just wrong in many ways.

Rub what out? lol

Leave Dave alone. He just trying to eat. Lol

so cute