Xvarnah

xvarnah


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Indonesian castle wedding cake 1 comments
xvarnah · 18 minutes ago
I'd like to get married in that cake.
But still, transporting that must have been fun.
Third wheel 1 comments
xvarnah · 2 hours ago
You didn't get a boyfriend/girlfriend
Surely not? 5 comments
xvarnah · 3 hours ago
Ignoring the genital aspect of it for a second, who the hell approved that face?
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She's got crabs 2 comments
xvarnah · 4 hours ago
It's not so bad if you don't read the title first, think it's a pile of red ants, and then find out its crabs. The relief momentarily takes away from the nope factor
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It works 3 comments
xvarnah · 6 hours ago
Or "how to open all the drawers at the same time"
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Nobody Expects the Spanish In a Corner! (Disco the Parakeet) 3 comments
xvarnah · 6 hours ago
@this_isntme so I just applied your comment on the Cockatiel ringtone vid to this video, and it got me thinking. Just imagine if this bird was somehow released into the wild somehow. And it survived, and thrived, and joined up with a bunch of other birds. And they slowly learned the words.
And then one day you're walking through the forest, minding your own business, and then suddenly, from the trees, a hundred birds start screaming: "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
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Uneducated 12 comments
xvarnah · 6 hours ago
*to anyone with children-- please note the parsnip cure was entirely sarcastic. Do not attempt to cure your children's cancer with this method. I don't want to see a post about how you've blinded your child because I didn't say bazinga.
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Uneducated 12 comments
xvarnah · 6 hours ago
Apparently it's offensive to call stupid people uneducated now.
Nobody anywhere-- including the OP-- implied essential oils are bad, or that all people who use them are Satan's ejaculate. The only one under attack here is people who deprive their children of the necessities of life because they think they know better because they heard about how you can cure your child's cancer by rubbing parsnips under their eyelids.
There's a time and a goddamn place for all these natural remedies, and, as someone who has asthma, I can assure you that during an attack-- especially when it's a child-- is NOT the time for it.
You want to use essential oils? Good for you. Whatever. You want to kill children by being a fuckwit? Now we have a problem, and you better believe you're going to be called out on it. If all she gets from this is being called "uneducated," and "feeling regret" for the rest of her life, she got off lucky. The kid she killed can't feel anything at all.
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On this day, Thor as been offered a Creamsicle 7 comments
xvarnah · 7 hours ago
That was my thought initially, but apparently there are strawberry creamsicles
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Wrong number 1 comments
xvarnah · 7 hours ago
It's like the world's most thorough condom..
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She hasn’t been showing the love lately 4 comments
xvarnah · 7 hours ago
I don't really like using people for my backgrounds, personally, so the dog already had my vote
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Build the wall 12 comments
xvarnah · 7 hours ago
We're all decently passive-aggressive. It's the only way to survive the polar bear domestication process. Don't let that get out, though
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Uneducated 12 comments
xvarnah · 7 hours ago
Given the content, this might be one of those times when that joke is not going to be appreciated
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Cone Types 2 comments
xvarnah · 7 hours ago
But have you even TRIED pine?
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Free beans 2 comments
xvarnah · 10 hours ago
He wasn't ready for them yet.
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Uneducated 12 comments
xvarnah · 10 hours ago
This is what child abuse, stupidity beyond all reason, and murder look like.
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Borne and raised 3 comments
xvarnah · 10 hours ago
Take me home, country roads. Seriously. There's nothing out here, I'd like to leave, please.
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Sky scrapping 7 comments
xvarnah · 11 hours ago
Unrelated to the questions, but I noticed the other day that the title says "sky scrapping" and I haven't been able to get the imagery of like two muscle bound buildings just going at it like sumo wrestlers everytime I see this post since then
I was today years old 7 comments
xvarnah · 11 hours ago
Well, if you want to get technical (and most of us usually do), the actual bear was named Winnie after the town of Winnipeg where it was found.
"Pooh" was supposedly the name of a black swan AA Milne saw on holiday (a black swan does appear in the series so it's possibly correct.)
As far as I know the female bear was never referred to as "Winnie the Pooh," only the male cartoon character ever had this full title. So, that being the case, this person's statement that "Winnie the Pooh" was female is still incorrect.
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Build the wall 12 comments
xvarnah · 11 hours ago
We're still trying to make up for Justin Bieber, so we don't have time to police our normal citizens as well as we used to. We're all sorry, please cut us some slack
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Don't come to my bangolow house. I hate all of you. (Engrish sign) 4 comments
xvarnah · 12 hours ago
"Listen up, everyone!
Do not disturb me, or trespass on my property.
If you do, I will call the police and have you arrested.
Do not approach my place of residence.
Do you understand? Good.
I hate every single one of you."
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Life pro tip for human trafficking 18 comments
xvarnah · 13 hours ago
Also forgot to add that a lot of the girls who don't get drugged up are monitered extremely closely. Them being offered food in a public space likely wouldn't be common, especially a setting nice enough to hand out actual silverware. The chances of them having an opportunity to get whole of a spoon often is very low, let alone understanding how the gates work, or having enough understanding/frame of mind to conceal a spoon and convince their slavers to let them get to a bathroom long enough to hide it in their underwear
Life pro tip for human trafficking 18 comments
xvarnah · 13 hours ago
@parisqeen oh I know, and like I said it's not a bad plan, I was more trying to explain to other people who might seen the spoon theory or the screaming theory and be like "well why don't all the girls just do this? Must not want to escape that badly."
If you can speak the language, are confident you won't be in danger, and know your family is safe, it's a decent option
George Washington never knew about dinosaurs 20 comments
xvarnah · 13 hours ago
They might be giants