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What will happen when they start to behave like the rest of the world 9 comments
yimmye · 3 hours ago
Because they speak Spanish? For the Netherlands, countries like Poland, Romania and Hungary are European Mexico, we have lots of people from there who come to work cheap jobs here
Victory at last 8 comments
yimmye · 5 hours ago
Ah, but you see, the earth isn’t a planet
Breaking sad 9 comments
yimmye · 16 hours ago
Paid leave for special things like cancer?
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Boys on patrol 11 comments
yimmye · 20 hours ago
They’re so TINY!
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Disappointed? 16 comments
yimmye · 20 hours ago
Is that from the same book of rules as the rule that states you should not wear a bra under a white t-shirt?
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Disappointed? 16 comments
yimmye · 1 day ago
Do people not wear underwear when wearing sweatpants? (That’s a lot of wear in one sentence)
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Angering the vegans 27 comments
yimmye · 1 day ago
We can’t be controlled
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Hail damage to sunroof 14 comments
yimmye · 1 day ago
Why bother with suns and moons? In Dutch, I’m pretty sure we just call it “roof window”
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Cool people 16 comments
yimmye · 1 day ago
That’s like saying 5’8 is 6 feet, it’s just wrong and a bit silly if I’m honest.
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Taxidermy gone wrong 10 comments
yimmye · 2 days ago
I googled it, and it turns out to be a giant otter. What confused me was the nose, which looks similar to a seal nose, not a sea lion nose. Also like I said the giant otter is way less fluffy that other otters, making it look like (to me) sea lion skin
Taxidermy gone wrong 10 comments
yimmye · 2 days ago
If you look at the “feet”, you’ll see that they’re flippers forced into a paw like shape
Taxidermy gone wrong 10 comments
yimmye · 2 days ago
I know it doesn’t look much like it anymore, but the skin and ears are dead giveaways. Sea otters are way furrier and have a different nose
Taxidermy gone wrong 10 comments
yimmye · 3 days ago
It’s supposed to be a sea lion, I think
Commie club 4 comments
yimmye · 3 days ago
Yeah, it sucks, but as long as they’re not actually harming anyone, there’s little that can be done
Commie club 4 comments
yimmye · 3 days ago
All jokes aside, I think students should have the right to have a club for every political ideology, no matter how stupid
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Kids...don't do drugs. Pinkie Promise? 9 comments
yimmye · 4 days ago
Matt is (or was, not sure) a brony himself, he’s allowed to joke about em
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Just tell me why these things exist 5 comments
yimmye · 5 days ago
They’re those tiny useless decorative pillows people like to throw on couches
Back and forward 13 comments
yimmye · 6 days ago
Here’s a question: if god knows everythkng in advance, he knows what sins people will commit. If he’s omnipotent, he can make people good so they won’t sin. If he’s benevolent, he won’t want people to go to hell. If all three of these are true, why does god not make all people good so they won’t have to suffer in hell? Why does god let people suffer forever when he could easily change it?
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It's obscene 15 comments
yimmye · 6 days ago
Breasts normally aren’t for feeding children, if you let a baby suck on the nipples of a woman who isn’t currently breastfeeding, it won’t work, because the mammary glands aren’t activated.
It's obscene 15 comments
yimmye · 6 days ago
... the sense that they’re used in sex, but I don’t know a better term in English for it other than sexual organ.
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It's obscene 15 comments
yimmye · 6 days ago
Okay I looked it up and i have a slightly more detailed explanation: it used to be that human ancestors only got breasts when breastfeeding. This made it very obvious when a woman was not fertile, because she had breasts. When a woman isn’t fertile, men can’t get her pregnant, so in those days the woman was pretty much on her own (monogamy wasn’t really a thing). Then somehow women evolved having breasts all the time, meaning men couldn’t tell if she was fertile or not. This meant that men stuck around more, just in case. Of course, back when breasts signaled not being fertile men were not attracted to breasts, in fact it was quite a turn-off. Now, men would either have to lose all the genes required to find breasts unattractive, or they could simply switch unattractive to attractive. So yes, men are coded to find breasts attractive, and breasts have become a signal of good health (you need enough fat) and sexual maturity. Of course they’re not sexual organs in....
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Diet coke 10 comments
yimmye · 6 days ago
That’s like what, 0.66 liter? Where I’m from that’s considered a hell of a lot and very unhealthy
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Yaren't reading the title 7 comments
yimmye · 6 days ago
I feel like y’all’ren’t would be better
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Diet coke 10 comments
yimmye · 1 week ago
Diet soda has more carcinogens than regular soda, and two cans a day is a shitload
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Beauty lies in the eyes of the: 8 comments
yimmye · 1 week ago
@katzumi’s joke
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