What are friends?

Pernida is that you?

True, you're not a great mum, but dat booty aight

I feel she was a victim of Ebonics. Call the number on your screen and donate. Every penny helps a poor grammar in need.

*TRIGGERED*

That's a very creepy look "Dad" is giving his "son"

Only time my parents helped me get any vehicle was my dad paying the down payment on my first bike.

#justfriends sorry brah

feel free to cuddle up on my bed

Thats the same look i get when people try to drink my pop

Ron we gon smash

Considering the sheer absurdity of that claim, I doubt too many people would even consider it

That would be humorous if it was a running total thing. Just think about it. "Yeah, this is 78 pieces for the month. I'm all good." Projectile vomits everywhere after 1 more

I'm pretty sure my wife gained around 80lbs since we got together.

I have a feeling of intense desire to destroy this. I'll call this feeling bayism