According to these test results, that was a lie

Just like the tentacle touching you.

Read that in the driest monotone you can. Thats my attitude lol

Is that what people are trying to do now? Make me lose it? Itll come and go as im on here or not

Can i get inside?

Now replace kame hame ha with this

I like your butt

But a lot of the time, you just say "fuck it, I hate working here" and leave. I mean, if they let you go, it's not like they'll give you two weeks to find another job.

It's basically working two more weeks for your employer so they have time to start looking for a replacement. It's considered polite

Steak is dirt cheap though.

I hope you don't get a virus