redhead <3

The beginning is the end

Bury me with a Capri sun and a magnum condom

Couldn't do it anyway. Too much of a decent person to do that.

insert porn music, begins to remove shirt.

"If I could just go back." A few things, sure, I'd change them. Overall? No I don't like thinking about this, too many "what if's," for me; I'd end up down the rabbit hole with what I should change.

It's squeezing my nuts!

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I tried to come up with something funny, but this is really just meh.

So he farted so badly, he killed the dog?

No! My candy

People are complaining?

Spank dat ass?

That could kill people

People shave anymore?

Once upon a time, there lived a duck.

10 or anytime fitness if you want cheap.

You pivot and step

booty has been scanned and uploaded. Acceptable sacrifice