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The dreaded wait 4 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
And the seven business days span two weekend days, so it ends up at nine days total.
We all have that ONE friend 7 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
Oh shit, there's no hot food!
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hmmm 10 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
Do it! It comes with a boob wizard!
What a shame 4 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
So they have cock zero then?
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One of the best comedies this century 15 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
His or her's?
"My mum just sent a photo from her recent trip to (I'm assuming) the 1940s" 18 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
So Snape is headmaster, then?
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Gotta try this 5 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
You will never open your jaws again.
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Just a responsible local girl on the metro in Seoul 3 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
Seoul Korea? Does she know what it says?
This made me laugh so hard 7 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
April twentieth at Hogwarts.
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For real 11 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
What fountain is this from?
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Me irl 3 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
Damn, I wonder if that would work. It's such a bullshit question.
White deer do occur naturally in the wild. They are quite elusive 19 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
The Cape May County zoo has a whole collection of them, if anyone wants to see.
You can only choose one pill. Choose wisely! 39 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
The red pill just makes you smile all the time.
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Everyone has their own happiness 9 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
Right?
Awesome picture taken by a pilot over Memorial Stadium 3 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
Acceptable selfie.
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This is actually a very good idea 3 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
Elizabeth doesn't know capitalization. *twitch*
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This is yes. 15 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
Key & Peele present: Menstration Orientation!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihRHIGpyspA
Women and cats 6 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
I can confirm, you have to emulate the cute parts too. Wander casually into the room your girl is in, sit down next to her, boop her nose and then run like a maniac into another room. I guarantee she'll find it hilarious.
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Those innocent mice 10 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
*Feels watched*
*Runs under fridge*
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Those innocent mice 10 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
What song is this?
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I bet that suitcase is jam packed 10 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
This whole post is one giant dad pun...
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Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan recalling their time on the set of X-Men 7 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
Is Patrick Steward really Nicolas Flamel?
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Marine corps raider k9 11 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
Presumably the muzzle is so it doesn't attack the handlers and/or innocent bystanders.
As if making the bed wasn't hard enough 6 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
Stop interfering, the house elves get upset when someone does their job.
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*Thnks fr th mmrs plays in the background* 33 comments
zippytheroach · 10 years ago
Why the fuck is she smiling?
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