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Master sculpting .Note the details 6 comments

zippytheroach · 5 years ago

Hold my beer while I duct tape a banana to the wall

He's right though 7 comments

zippytheroach · 5 years ago

r\whoosh

Those who study history .. 55 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

Shit, I was just gonna vote for Bernie, but you do you.

What will it be? 20 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

Word. Cooking isn't hard, the damn measuring system is.

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Even Klingon need to eat. Star Wars set, circa 1961 3 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

You're just trying to rustle jimmies with that title, aren't you?

And you wake up 14 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

Because we somehow have kids and got to sue the surgeon that was supposed to keep that from happening?

Go ahead and try 20 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

What? Why? Do you routinely cram as many donut holes as possible up your vagina?

Thats why we have diabetes 4 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

The two litter bottle is the game of the year edition, the water is the base game.

Sometimes we do have fun... 2 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

Oh good, snake doodles are back!

The evolution of garbage 2 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

Windows 7 didn't make the list? I mean, I see why 8 is missing, but 7?

You ain't seen shit 10 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

2019 Two: Electric Boogaloo

Somebody's got a case of the Monday's 5 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

Busses in Ireland are every few minutes. First time I missed a bus I was sure I had just missed dinner and would be standing around for an hour, then another one just rolled up. Plenty of seats too, not like the standing room only bullshit of New York

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Did you share your pencils? 7 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

Yeah, I imagine the people who didn't have a pen in class are the people who merge in the last ten feet.

Messroom 38 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

Limewire

Recursive baggage 3 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

You should look into those bags that are meant to be reused. They've got real handles, you don't have to double bag them, and you can get like a dozen things in them. If I do my grocery trip with the reusables, I need four bags tops. With the disposables, it works out to like twenty of the fuckers. And then they breed in the closet when I'm not looking.

Unless im ordering food 4 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

You did the math, but didn't see the number.

One of the hardest choices in your life 1 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

Wait, where are the other two?

Debt is weird 20 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

Can I buy my debt and forgive it?

Makes perfect sense 4 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

Which of the gods do you believe in?