Elliot awoke one autumn morning to a gentle breeze caressing the fair skin of his exposed rear. As the air was somewhat too cool for his liking he extended an arm to shut the window, his muscles flexing with the movement. A second later Elliot flipped over onto his back, this time presenting his nether regions to the fresh September air. Suddenly, with a masculine groan, he stood up from his bed and put on boxers, his morning erection prodding through the soft fabric. Walking through the hallway, however, Elliot’s crotch settled into more of a curved bulge as the memories of tonight’s sensual dreams faded away. He crotchily groined over to the kitchen and assed open the cupboard, looking for his buns.

what kind of 2008 meme is this

- not complaining about back hurting from hunching over a laptop all day

I lost it at internetofshit

wait a minute, how dis you find out anything about the cause of passing out if you just left him there

mild?

so he’ll basically be taking ariel’s tounge? lol

bahahshhahahahahahhahahaha

let me feel my oatssss

most of them can tho

Hokage of being a greasy cunt

hahahahahhahaha yeah johny depp sure is family friendly!

bitch how

This is incredible

that is one dope ass meme format

I could have told you this before she was unmasked

all those companies only have gay friendly advertising in countries where it’s already pretty accepted, but shy away from making a statement in countries where it could really do some good. P E A K money-grubbing if you ask me

didn’t have that experience

put it back if it’s so rare

stop lying

to me both of them made sense, if the content’s good phrasing is just icing on the cake