Captain Obvious

captainobvious


Everyone thanks me a lot. And I don't know why.

— Captain Obvious Report User
Best bumper sticker for a mini van
Roses are yellow, trees are blue, Jaden is colorblind, tennis shoe
You'll never catch me...Well f*ck
Fetch!
Kickin it in da womb
Everyone finds kittens cute
Fights in school
Street racing