Captain Obvious

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Everyone thanks me a lot. And I don't know why.

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Wise words
Everybody twerkin' now
My four-month-old son has already become a much better flirt than I ever was!
A pretty valid answer
Euthanasia
I wish
The google
Taking the cat for a walk
Romeo and juliet
Why men live shorter lives...