Run....run away and never return

My teacher wanted us to present our projects on friday before winter break starts for a grade and then she made this guy lecture us about irrelevant stuff so basically not everyone got to present REMINDER: the grade was 300 pts so basically you would've passed the class if you presented

When my mom complains that how I need to know everything.
In my head: well im not the one whos always asking what this is or what is that so I suggest you keep your thoughts to yourself

When it comes to this shit my mom will shoot everyone down, one minute she argues with my dad about money, the next she complains about how stupid I am, and then she yells at the dog

And if she burns the house down ill bring out the marshmallows "who wants smores"

I'm about to overdose on cuteness

Is that cupcake on her ass?

Right in the feels * tear falls *

In school I once bashed my eyebrow region on a chair trying to pick up my pencil on the floor

God dammit shaggy

Clash of the poultry

I actually think these are fucking adorable nice job now get me a dog a shark and some nuclear waste

Batman * breaths heavily *

One time I hit my sister with a broom and hid in the refrigerator

BEETHOVEN!!!!!!!!

Well fuck Ill just be a dragon then

(For those people who take two parking spots) The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad pulled out

Stand back Imma try to communicate with it

Teach me your ways young grasshopper

Oh shit! its about to get jerry springer up in here

Mom: that will get you diabetes
Me:............ im ready to accept my fate

0 to 100 real quick

Smooth as sandpaper