We'll see about that.

I deny that.

It's been two hours! Why must you make me wait so long? Life is now meaningless. I have no will to liiiiiiiiivvve.

They wouldn't look like that.

The bark on the elbow turns so dramatically it looks like it was a seperate growth. It if had grown without being manipulated the bark should be more smooth. Bear in mind I have little experience on trees outside of Canada.
Using an N-shaped tool to pin the tree would have worked as well. I didn't think of that. The weight and your idea would have the same effect. I'm not sure which one would have a greater effect.

That's the other kind of down.

@Xvarnah

I find using a tool unlikely. I would say it was more of a method. Pruning it to grow in a certain manner and perhaps weight. @demryn What do you think?

Aren't you the most sweetest wiseass to ever exist?

Coo coo cachoo.

Thanks, @Xvarnah

Good call @thatguyyouknow

Sweet! I have no idea what you're talking about. :D

Careful! You might break your nose mask!

Not making. Just encouraging.

Good decisions are not allowed here.

Don't ask questions. It can reduce your health.

That's the opposite of how this goes.

Yes.

I say jury and he starts stripping. You have some wild sexual fantasies.

Hell yeah. If it'll only happen once make it unforgettable.