Adam44

adam44


Grand Lord Adam, Supreme Emperor of the Sugar
Casually shaves with Occam's Razor

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*strain* 13 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
I thought I was the only one who turned into a muscular white guy when the bus driver turns. Hmm, this is an odd phenomenon.
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Ill go first, grab my head 73 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
Chandler approves of this message.
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Three Hugh Jackmans? Yes please 1 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
I hate you, @cakelover. Lol
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It's true 1 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
@Cakelover I laughed my ass off.
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Ill go first, grab my head 73 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
First on the list! Suck it, peasants.
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Don't deserve Jared [buying wine at the movies] 7 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
Unless he's attractive @hunk_o_junk.
Bye bye promises 5 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
But they don't have brains.
Ill go first, grab my head 73 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
Grab my phone and send it to you guys.
Apparently my phone is for sale and I'm just finding out about this.
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Bye bye promises 5 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
Bleach is for after the corrective measures, @Xvarnah.
too much effort tbh 4 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
Does anybody know how to stir their food?
Lemonade stand 10 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
It's an AR platform of some sort with a foregrip bipod. The stock suggests an AR build of some kind. That's not a traditional M-4 or M-16 stock.
The trigger lock and empty magazines are big points for safety.
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Cats don't say cheese 7 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
Cheese melts cats. Chemistry is fascinating.
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Self defense rush!!!!!! 16 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
American is the most pro-gun country to my knowledge. Why would gun owners be a minority?
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Body by Amazon, vacation by Moderna 5 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
Further discrimination based on medical status. Lovely.
Die a hero, or live long enough to be labelled the villain 9 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
No one is safe.
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Self defense rush!!!!!! 16 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
Aaannd I'm terrified. Thank you for your help.
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Self defense rush!!!!!! 16 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
I apprciate the assistance, Dear American. If I can find a way to buy more firearms without having to register my blood type and specific DNA make up I will continue the path towards Americanism.
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Body by Amazon, vacation by Moderna 5 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
Yeah but how does vacation and vaccination correlate?
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Is this actually real? 1 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
This is just goofy.
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To those who say money can't buy happiness 7 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
If you find croissants in your XBOX 360 then your 360 has problems.
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Body by Amazon, vacation by Moderna 5 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
Vacation by Moderna? Huh?
Time to eject the child 3 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
Tell him to speak english.
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They're not people, they're celebrities 2 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
They're Democrats. They're nobles and we are peasants. Stop asking questions.
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This meme is chaotic 3 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
Dad put me on his lap and I steered. When I was finally tall enough to reach the pedals and had more then one digit in my age I taught myself the rest.
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Self defense rush!!!!!! 16 comments
adam44 · 2 years ago
What was your childhood.
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