/fit/izen gets laid! 14 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Yeah but they reduce the chance of getting them by a great deal.
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/fit/izen gets laid! 14 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Or maybe wrap it up? Woulda been wise.
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Looking like young Sandra Bullock up in this b*tch 8 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Liquor dealers? Lol, we call them cashiers in my neck of the woods.
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Good old coke *inhales deeply* Coka Cola of course 8 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Would’ve loved to try some
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What’s the difference 9 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
‘We are going to do LSD... yiew!’
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Cut out toxic people in 2019 7 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Can someone explain?
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Had enough of this shit 13 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
I’m not usually one to downvote or be vocal about it, but you deserved that downvote, sir
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500 iq 3 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Bots don’t know no better
What do you prefer 2 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
I prefer the version of this comic where it says ‘at night you can do acid’ ... so night...
Omelette du fromage 5 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
The good news is probably none of them are
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Just turned 18 today. No money. No friends. Just me and the TV and . Thank you guys 14 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
*agressively gives you cake*
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Just turned 18 today. No money. No friends. Just me and the TV and . Thank you guys 14 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Happy motherfucking birthday!
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Can I put this here? My new baby, Drax (the Destroyer) 5 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Oh he’s flufffffy! Friggin adorable
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Triggered kpop fans 9 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Meh, Ieven though I wouldn’t like the music, there’d be plenty of girls...
Best place to lay down 39 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Who was it?
To all who get so serious on this site 13 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
You’re super correct dude. I believe I’ve stated on this site before:.. My life has been extremely effected by people who’ve committed suicide, but I’ve heard some top notch suicide jokes that just make my day.
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True though 23 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Patton Oswalt, Louis CK, Bo Burnham, Hannibal Buress, Bill Burr, Dave Attell, Dave Chappelle, John Mulaney, Mike Birbiglia, Demetri Martin... all comedians with a variety of styles I find funnier than Kevin Hart.
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Best place to lay down 39 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
This poor girl’s comment thread...
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Triggered kpop fans 9 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
I don’t think I’d turn down any free concert.
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Best place to lay down 39 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
*police sirens wail louder*
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True though 23 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
I like a variety of stand up comedians, and it’s not like Kevin Hart sucks, but he’s just not that great either.
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To all who get so serious on this site 13 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Idk, I’ve seen a post on here before, something about a school shooting, and the comment is ‘can you imagine what their parents are going through’ and the response is ‘probably coffin brochures’ ... I find that very funny, regardless of poor timing and insensitivity.
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Puppuccino 3 comments
alekazam · 5 years ago
Look how sophisticated that dog is, how could you assume his tongue is dirty?