We all know what he want from her 3 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
I #normally don’t do #hastags #either but #yousaidit #buddy!
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Was re watching avatar and remembered this master piece 1 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
This is a line I use to pick up women
Anon couldn't hold it 2 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Just sneak them extra food at your own expense
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Next level of street vandalism 3 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Looks cool tho
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Successful tested excellent Eagle 3 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
So based on the wording of the complaint, I assume it was under two hours, which means they made every sub in under two minutes. I’d say that’s exceptional service.
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Salty enough 1 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Ouch
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Dust 7 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Sick bruh!
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What were they doing with this?! 6 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Suck it, Ben Franklin
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My type of society 3 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
AKA Google
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Wise decision 4 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Bacon bacon bacon bacon...
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I bet you never noticed it when you were younger 2 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
America says uh wut?
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Trashy enough ? 26 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
I agree with that, but logically I don’t think most businesses are gonna just show security footage to any random person that asks
Trashy enough ? 26 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Still, that’s more something the police would handle in an investigation, not the individual.
Trashy enough ? 26 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
I don’t use Venmo much but isn’t your name attached to every transaction? Why would you need to check cameras if you have the name or even just an account number of the person who robbed you?
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Coincidently Millennials are also the ones who suffer from the most crippling depression 5 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
I don’t think it’s a coincidence
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Help me caption this 4 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Gee, thanks
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Just something to consider when making use or buy decisions *flies away* 6 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
I liked your comment on an iPhone 6 Plus
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Krabby Land Sign of Truth 11 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
We found an exception to the rule
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Just something to consider when making use or buy decisions *flies away* 6 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
How you gonna have the android logo but not apple?
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Not what you want to see 15 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
It could be both
Not what you want to see 15 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Bet you trip hella hard if you ate them. ‘Shrooms of life’
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Wholesome patriot fan 1 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Both shirts should just say, “can you believe I’m a football fan that isn’t a complete douche nozzle?”
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Me and all the boys 6 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Can’t get past the angry duck erection
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Teach me Senpai 2 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Or part his hair differently?
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