While the EU worries about plastic straws 9 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Scrolled a bit fast. “Stop fucking your trash everywhere!”
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I can't think of any rhyme 7 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Bigger
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Bleurgh 7 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Green beans?
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Damn 2 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Wonder how many emails Sue got after this
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Featuring: Insomnia 4 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Ayyy, welcome back
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Good for him 4 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
But.... what kind of farming accident?
Good for him 4 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
I’d like to know how both arms were ripped off...?
Los angeles, california 3 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Los Santos
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Please retreat back to the woods 12 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
I’m not looking forward to it
Vice nailed it! 3 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Isn’t she part Italian or something? Her skin is naturally gonna be a little darker
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My school everyone 9 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
First one kinda sums up all of em.. can’t say I ever had an English teacher that wasn’t fluent in English tho
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Tectonic activity pushed a shoreline vertical, creating a wall covered in dinosaur 6 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Or maybe dinosaurs could just walk up walls
It really do be like that 3 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Did you miss the joke..?
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And if you do it properly, you'll unlock your 3rd eye 11 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Just be proud when you do it
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From the rainbow cache 6 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Toy guns that look too real - Ban them!
Real guns that look like toys - ???
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Hha it's funny cause they're black. 1 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Uh, racist title is racist
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Daily Dose of Cuteness Overload #7 5 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
You got a neck boner?
177013 6 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Bojack!
Gross, why would you brag ffs 5 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
I can help change that. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
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NSFW because F-Bomb 22 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
I hope you’re being sarcastic, cause jail is in no way accommodating, and the “health care” is the bare minimum treatment.
L E M O N 2 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Nah, it’s just Simpsons referencing Simpsons
Germans - genetically superior engineers 6 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
And anything that we want to go
from just a beginner to a pro,
We need a montage!
Remember to drink milk everyday 4 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
Lactose intolerant all day
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Young elephants don’t know how to use their trunks till around 10 months old 2 comments
alekazam · 4 years ago
It looks like a person in a really convincing elephant costume
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