I just stole this from 9gág, but somehow still relevant here 7 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I like when the bots make sense
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Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895 5 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Even better. BEFRIEND.
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Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895 5 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Beware? More like befriend.
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Just in case y’all wanted to make sure 4 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Sounds accurate
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Just in case y’all wanted to make sure 4 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
What if I feel all of these symptoms all of the time?
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Not all elders are worth my respect 22 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
People should be measured on how they handle authority before given any position that allows them the authority over any type of people. If you’re selective about how you treat people, don’t get a job working with people. It’s pretty basic.
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Not all elders are worth my respect 22 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Pretty much, yea
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Mind if I... Slytherin? 14 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I like how she blames it all on the snake when he was just explorin’
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Not all elders are worth my respect 22 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Alrighty then.
Not all elders are worth my respect 22 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
You say it’s the worst policy but then continue literally describe what I think is the definition of ‘respect is earned not given’ .. It doesn’t mean disrespect those until they’ve proven worthy of otherwise...
Mind if I... Slytherin? 14 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Coolest gauges I’ve ever seen.
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THEY MUST BE HEFTY, circa 1931 4 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I mean 1931 isn’t really a time known for treating women equally. This could’ve been quite acceptable for the time period.
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Not all elders are worth my respect 22 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I’m low key ageist. Old people suck, so do young people.
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So long partner 4 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Borderlands is the one game I know that still offers this.
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Your friendly neighborhood Spidy 6 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Oh damn you’re right
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An explosive taste 4 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
*eats*
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You know what I like more than memes? KNOWLEDGE 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I’m a Wikipedia vandal
I'm sleepy 4 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
It’s hard to pick a side here but Cartoon Network has catered to me well past my youth with Adult Swim so based on that...
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Made with pain 5 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
Technically we’re all slowly dying.
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I second that 12 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
You don’t need to sell me on strawberries, probably one of my favorite fruits. So yes give me free strawberry now
I second that 12 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
You on a marketing team for strawberries?
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Cheese is life 10 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I feel like if anyone really cared about this person, they’d stop them.
Zero Context #30 - "Cake or death?" 18 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I don’t know what this is
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Ah yes, math 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I mean, I’m pretty sure my bloodline ends with me and my brother, so yeah sounds good!
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Ah yes, math 3 comments
alekazam · 3 years ago
I kinda doubt anyone will live to see the year 3000.
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