Everytime.

I just listen to be nosey

Than*once* +others

RIP

Ass To Mouth

I'm shitfaced constantly

He's really the best comedian in the world currently and it's just cause he can be so honest about the worlds issues. I aspire to be like him

Fools got weave game

It's funny when you think about it Kim is technically the worlds most famous porn star. She doesn't even get that lol. Also, is grumpy cat like paralyzed or something? I've never seen it stand up

There was a girl kinda like that at my school but she would only trip if you said "god damn" then she would kindly ask you not to around her so one day we were in groups and I was going off on this rant about a teacher and I said something like "in the whole god damn world" and she started to open her mouth and I just looked at her and said "sorry swim" before she could say anything then went straight back to ranting

Shorts for days

This describes me

Cooler than it sounds? I'm really not one for puns but that just murked the pun game. Basepop is pun god everyone that wants to make a pun just stfu it will never get better than this. Fucker just reinvented the wheel

The more I think about it rugby and football share a few similarities but really aren't alike at all. Lemons and limes type of comparison

Just because you can categorize something doesn't mean it's not a monster

Being involved and losing lives in pointless wars that won't solve a thing.

I've never seen one person in my life put money in their mouth